I have not read the posts, however

[LaraK]

Zhu Zhu pets are poisonous, but only if your kid decides to do an autopsy, remove their entrails, and eat them.



If this is the case then you may have more to worry about than questionable chemicals in your kids toys.

So you've met my children!

I haven't read all the posts but I just found a recipe for Chuck Wagon meatballs.

Is this the feed a family of four for under five dollars thread now?

 

[Briarmom]

Would you give your child's teacher a bottle of wine for Christmas?

I did when I homeschooled.

 

[LaraK]

Would you give your child's teacher a bottle of wine for Christmas?

I did when I homeschooled.

Only if I liked her.

BTW, I could care less about Tiger Woods, so I have not read ANY of the posts...I'm sick of the titles.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

So you've met my children!

Is this the feed a family of four for under five dollars thread now?

Sort of like Name That Tune, huh? I can feed that family of twelve for a week for $20 Kathie Lee. Go ahead, feed that family.

 

[phorsenuf]

Would you give your child's teacher a bottle of wine for Christmas?

I did when I homeschooled.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

Would you give your child's teacher a bottle of wine for Christmas?

I did when I homeschooled.

I want to give her one now--but the teacher can't drink it until May.

We allow alcohol on our campus.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

Only if I liked her.

BTW, I could care less about Tiger Woods, so I have not read ANY of the posts...I'm sick of the titles.

Too bad they don't have a report a golf club button.

 

[Briarmom]

I want to give her one now--but the teacher can't drink it until May.

We allow alcohol on our campus.

You will have to give her a 'Congrats on the Baby' bottle of champagne.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

No.........making fun of THEIR POSTS

I just make fun of m-eye posts.

 

[Pakey]

I haven't read any of the posts but I don't have any recipes for cookies. Or simple appetizers. I also have no idea what to get your in-laws. Or your 2 year old. Or the teenage boy who lives 3 houses down from your mother's bunko friend. I can't locate zhu zhu pets for you (and don't want to). I can't think of any great gifts for $15 or under. I do give gifts to the adults in the family but I do cash so that I don't have to shop. I can't help you with stocking stuffer ideas either. I say just don't put them up and then you don't have to worry about it. I have no Christmas Eve traditions. I have not put up a tree but if I did, I would probably due it before Christmas Eve to get my money's worth out of the tree. I think Disney parks should be open for the holidays.

And I think a bottle of wine is an excellent gift.

Please tell me Christmas is over already.

 

[mum4jenn]

OK....I have not read the posts however.....
I have had this song in my head all day and I swear I need to look up all of the lyrics and make the needed changes. JUST FOR FUN....

OK...Think Neil Diamond....think "Coming to America"....I do not remember all of the words but this is part of it: "Everytime that flag's unfurled....They're coming to the Lake House.....they're coming to the lake house...they're coming to the lake house........today!!

Replace
They're coming to America with They're coming to the lake house......remind y'all of "anyone"????????

Sorry...my mind kept wandering today!!!

 

[Lintasare]

So I have not read all the posts...not like I would want too but why would anyone want to eat a Zhu Zhu pet? I can't imagine it would taste very good. It's probably very gamey and with the batteries a chance for electrocution.

And I think wine makes an awesome gift. Unless your friends don't drink. Then you get it all to yourself. Or you could take it over to your other friend's house and have a party. Those parties are always fun. We play with glow bracelets and it always ends up looking like a rave threw up in their living room. And the cats are afraid because we try to decorate them with glow sticks. Fun times.

 

[Briarmom]

OK....I have not read the posts however.....
I have had this song in my head all day and I swear I need to look up all of the lyrics and make the needed changes. JUST FOR FUN....

OK...Think Neil Diamond....think "Coming to America"....I do not remember all of the words but this is part of it: "Everytime that flag's unfurled....They're coming to the Lake House.....they're coming to the lake house...they're coming to the lake house........today!!

Replace
They're coming to America with They're coming to the lake house......remind y'all of "anyone"????????

Sorry...my mind kept wandering today!!!

WHY did you feel the need to put that song in my head?

So I have not read all the posts...not like I would want too but why would anyone want to eat a Zhu Zhu pet? I can't imagine it would taste very good. It's probably very gamey and with the batteries a chance for electrocution.

HOW DARE you question what my snowflake puts in his/her mouth? Research shows that eating Zhu Zhu pets drastically increases your ability to fight off Mad Hamster disease.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

OK....I have not read the posts however.....
I have had this song in my head all day and I swear I need to look up all of the lyrics and make the needed changes. JUST FOR FUN....

OK...Think Neil Diamond....think "Coming to America"....I do not remember all of the words but this is part of it: "Everytime that flag's unfurled....They're coming to the Lake House.....they're coming to the lake house...they're coming to the lake house........today!!

Replace
They're coming to America with They're coming to the lake house......remind y'all of "anyone"????????

Sorry...my mind kept wandering today!!!

part of the cure is admitting that you have a problem....


and downing a bottle of rum!

 

[Green Tea]

Is this the feed a family of four for under five dollars thread now?

Or feed a family of 27 on $5 a week.

 

[Green Tea]

Would you give your child's teacher a bottle of wine for Christmas?

I did when I homeschooled.

Hilarious!

 

[Lintasare]

Thanks Mum4Jenn...now I am getting Neil Diamond banner ads.

 

[just4today]

I have not read all of the posts, but I would like to come forward as a "self-proclaimed dork." The sexy part? Not so much.

 

[legalsea]

Whoa! There is a new thread concerning Tiger Woods being taken to the hospital, or someone from his house. I did not read the thread, I just peeked in and quickly read snippets from one or two postings.

From what I briefly read, Tiger Woods may well be O.J. Simpson in disguise! Can this be true? I mean, it all fits together: both like golf. Both live in Florida, etc. I think the person was taken to the hospital in a white van.

True, I thought that OJ was somewhere in a Nevada jail or a cathouse or such, but still! No wonder people are going nuts!

 

[Briarmom]

Thanks Mum4Jenn...now I am getting Neil Diamond banner ads.

Sweet Caroline!

I have not read all of the posts, but I would like to come forward as a "self-proclaimed dork." The sexy part? Not so much.

Me too.

Whoa! There is a new thread concerning Tiger Woods being taken to the hospital, or someone from his house. I did not read the thread, I just peeked in and quickly read snippets from one or two postings.

From what I briefly read, Tiger Woods may well be O.J. Simpson in disguise! Can this be true? I mean, it all fits together: both like golf. Both live in Florida, etc. I think the person was taken to the hospital in a white van.

True, I thought that OJ was somewhere in a Nevada jail or a cathouse or such, but still! No wonder people are going nuts!

I haven't read any of the posts, but I am pretty sure that Tiger and OJ are not the same person. What with OJ being like 60.

I did not realize that OJ worked at a cathouse though. I wonder if he's one of their top earners.