I have never

[King Schultz]

The line waiting to tell me I've ticked them off is rather long. I recommend the fastpass option.

Plus a wristband and 6 months advance ressies.

 

[Mr_Tom_Morrow]

I can say from experience never take a shot and chase it with a beer... Why didn't I listen to my friends

 

[pocomom]

I've never eaten seafood of any kind (except seaweed).
Thought it was gross as a little kid and then became a vegetarian

I've never successfully done a cartwheel.

Wanted to think of a third- but can't!

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Plus a wristband and 6 months advance ressies.

Two dining credits as well. They know a good thing when they see it.

 

[fly girl]

Just be careful of a few posters here. Troublesome mischief makers with that brat Toby at the lead.

Oooh, the smell of duct tape is in the air!

 

[Mr_Tom_Morrow]

Two dining credits as well. They know a good thing when they see it.

So I have to use a fast pass slot and 2 dining credits...? You're killing me smalls!!!!

 

[jevs]

Oooh, the smell of duct tape is in the air!

Might break out some rope as well flygirl

Do the job properly

 

[Malibustyle23]

The line waiting to tell me I've ticked them off is rather long. I recommend the fastpass option.

Nope! Not going to trick me. I've learned that line is full of FARTS!! I'll do stand by thank you very much.

Another one, I've never been able to hold my breath under water without holding my nose. Which adds never dived, dove whatever that proper term is or successfully cannonballed.

 

[King Schultz]

Isn't it bedtime?

No, no. . I learned my lesson from a couple weeks ago.


I still have most of a half gallon of rum; a fifth of blackberry brandy; 5 Bass Ales; a bottle of cherry NyQuil; 3 Valiums; 2 Sudafed; and some Moooorrrr-phiinne!

I should be okay for another hour or so.

 

[Mr_Tom_Morrow]

Might break out some rope as well flygirl

Do the job properly

Hmm things are getting weird here

 

[jevs]

Hmm things are getting weird here

No, no, this is pretty standard.

 

[King Schultz]

Nope! Not going to trick me. I've learned that line is full of FARTS!! I'll do stand by thank you very much.

Another one, I've never been able to hold my breath under water without holding my nose. Which adds never dived, dove whatever that proper term is or successfully cannonballed.

"I WILL start a new line in MK and fart in it!!"




Damn, I could post here another 20 years and never come up with something that funny!

 

[King Schultz]

Hmm things are getting weird here

We're just simple Disney fans here on the CB.

 

[kimblebee]

I leave for like 10 minutes and this whole thread has gone off the rails..

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Nope! Not going to trick me. I've learned that line is full of FARTS!! I'll do stand by thank you very much.

Another one, I've never been able to hold my breath under water without holding my nose. Which adds never dived, dove whatever that proper term is or successfully cannonballed.

You clearly didn't use the fastpass option because I've been assured that it remains a fart free experience. Those Imagineers are truly amazing at what they do.

 

[fly girl]

Hmm things are getting weird here

Welcome to the CB boards @Mr_Tom_Morrow!


HINT: Go to page 27 of "Another Lovely Day in Oklahoma" thread. You're suspicions will be verified.

 

[Mr_Tom_Morrow]

Welcome to the CB boards @Mr_Tom_Morrow!


HINT: Go to page 27 of "Another Lovely Day in Oklahoma" thread. You're suspicions will be verified.

Thanks for the welcome everyone!

I will go view that thread now to be brought up to date

 

[JoeA]

Never gotten drunk.

Same here! I hear it causes memory loss.

 

[Malibustyle23]

I leave for like 10 minutes and this whole thread has gone off the rails..

Oooooh we better put our hands out for your ruler. Yes, we will stay on topic! Sorry!

 

[kimblebee]

Oooooh we better put our hands out for your ruler. Yes, we will stay on topic! Sorry!

I just thought it was weird. Things are always so on track here, one thread one topic and all that