I suffer from this DISease too!
Whenever I turn on the computer, my stomach curls up in knots, I sign on to the budget board and my lips begin to tremble, I see DEAL, and my hands begin to shake, I select the link referenced and become diaphoretic (sweaty) when I see the item, and then I lose consciousness. When I come to, I notice that there is mail in my inbox, "Thank you for your purchase."
Please OP, is there a cure?