I have a big rear end

[kimmikayb]

My X husband's girlfriend told my DD12 that I had a big butt. LOL. I don't. I may have bigger "items" other places but my butt is far from big (hers on the otherhand.....lol). Send some vodoo her way, would ya?

I don't ever say anything about the comments made about me because it's not worth it. But it bothers the kids to hear things about me. This is one of the minor things said.

Some people just don't think before they speak.

 

[Charade]

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

This is for her. How rude!

 

[Disney Doll]

That statement "says" a lot more about her than it does about you.

 

[Stitchfans]

Funny JLO makes big bucks with her big behind. If nothing else, if it is true about your behind being large you are in good company. My guess is there is plenty of wonderful people just like you. Me for example.

 

[momrek06]

WHY is the X hubby's girlfriend EVEN talking about YOU....lol she is JEALOUS of you that is it...yup, if she takes time to discuss you then she REALLY REALLY wants to be like you!!! Good for you, OP, just laugh it off...

 

[Cindyluwho]

Wow!! Sounds like your ex has found himself a real winner!

 

[christineann]

Your ex's girlfriend has a defective personality.

 

[N&B'smom]

Oh my gosh, this post had me rolling!

Shelby

P.S. As far as big butts go, when I back up you hear BEEP BEEP BEEP.

 

[Stacerita]

Baby got Back!

Learn it, live it, love it!

 

[kimmikayb]

You all made me smile!!!

Pictures? You want a picture of my butt??

My DH always says he can ummmm, hold my "cheek" in his palm. Sorry for the graphics. I always say from my butt down I alright....it's just that awful tummy and chest. For the record, DH likes the chest region too.

You all don't know the half of the story. DH and I got married last October. As soon as we got married my X and his girlfriend started to plan a wedding almost IDENTICAL to ours! I just laugh and laugh. Girlfriend even is getting her dress at the same store. Although she told DD I was "dumpy" in mine and she is not. It's lots of other things too. If we buy a new car, they go get one identical. This spring my roses started to bloom before hers and she got mad at my X that hers weren't blooming. Usually the kids and I laugh about it (I mean the kids aren't stupid, they know what's going on). And I laugh about the rude remarks about me. The kids have a harder time dealing with the rude remarks about me and that's sad.

Tonight we have to be together with my X and the GF (son go kart races and we try to work together for him). I told my DH that he needs to yell at me tonight when he needs something "Kim get your big ol' fat *** over here" I know the sensors will catch that word but you know what I mean. It sure would give them something to whisper about, wouldn't it?????

Ok, I'll have DH take a picture of my butt when he gets home.

 

[*Fantasia*]

I started noticing when I was a teenager how my butt sticks out, and it looks big and I am always embarrased about it, so I wear a big t-shirt to hide it. Now that I am grown, I'm lovin' it! I apreciate it more than ever. A nice curvy butt is good. flat butt is not sexy. So be happy and thanks your DH's new wife for the compliment. She is probably just jealous cause you got some and she don't got any. You can tell your kids she got them flat butt. Hehehehe..

 

[Laz]

To quote Queen:

"You make the rockin' world go around!"

 

[Tink33]

It can't be any worse than my nickname - JITT (Junk in the Trunk)

 

[jipsy]

Here's your instant voodoo

 

[punkin]

I have a flat butt. I wish I didn't, but there it is. My DD13 has a big, curvy, tight, gorgeous butt and I am jealous of my own baby. It's obvious the GF is just so green she can't see straight.

 

[kimmikayb]

ok just got home from the races....at one point my DH told me to get my "big fat *** over here" in front of my X. Wish I would have had a camera to take a pic of his face. It really was funny.

Thank everyone for making me smile today.

 

[FreshTressa]

Umm...yah, that's appropriate.

 

[minkydog]

I always quote Queen Latifah in these situations "Honey, do these pants make my butt look big?" "Yes, mama they sure do." " Good!"

 

[Bostonbrat]

I have what my husband refers to as "GHETTO BOOTY" AND HE LOVES IT!!!!