I had a dream about Veranda Man!

[Incharge]

Okay.....I'm gone. My mind is now mush
I had a dream that VM was on his cruise, but he was the CAPTAIN!
VM, you were wearing shorts,twirling that little joystick that the captain uses to stir that big ship, and pulling up to the pier. They called you Captain Verandah! Now... either I am going to have to stop looking at that video that I taped from the travel channel, or stop reading these boards I will be crazy as a loon by 9/6.

 

[rae519]

I am laughing so hard at this one that I am sure I will need Depends if you say another word!!!!!



Rae

 

[Verandah Man]

Originally posted by Incharge
Okay.....I'm gone. My mind is now mush
I had a dream that VM was on his cruise, but he was the CAPTAIN!
VM, you were wearing shorts,twirling that little joystick that the captain uses to stir that big ship, and pulling up to the pier. They called you Captain Verandah! Now... either I am going to have to stop looking at that video that I taped from the travel channel, or stop reading these boards I will be crazy as a loon by 9/6.

I'm ROFLMBO and wetting my pants!!! I can't remember when I laughed so hard. You should see the looks I'm getting at from my DW!!!

All I can say is, "All shore that's goin' a shore."

 

[WDWLVR]

Now Andy if you were Captain why would we want to go ashore! We'd be having way too much fun on the ship!

 

[disneyeveryyear]

I am sure if he were captain that there would be unlimited Rock Shrimp on the ship and there would be no need to go ashore!

 

[moinab]

Captain Verandah! Able to clear ressie lines in a single leap! Faster than a speeding rock shrimp!

 

[figment52]

ROTFLOL -

It does bring to mind an interesting thought - isn't there a group of people from this board that you would love to have all on the same cruise!!

 

[ThreeCircles]

I like the idea of Captain Verandah!!! I'm sure that there would be a new 24-Hour Rock Shrimp Station next to the 24-Hour Beverage Station!!

And, while we're at it, I would like to nominate Rae for Cruise Director....


Disney Cruise Line announces the newest members of their crew:

Captain Verandah and
Cruise Director Rae

 

[gometros]

I don't know, is there a position for Head Chef or something like it? I can see rae in that position, cause then we KNOW every meal would have Rock Shrimp in some form or another.

And with Andy as Captain, I bet he would make sure everyone is in a veranda room. And if there weren't enough staterooms, he would knock out some walls to make more verandas.

 

[ThreeCircles]

Originally posted by gometros
I don't know, is there a position for Head Chef or something like it? I can see rae in that position, cause then we KNOW every meal would have Rock Shrimp in some form or another.

Hmmm... The Head Chef is a good idea for Rae but I think her personality demands the spotlight. I can't picture her in the kitchen slinging pasta and cracking eggs as much as I can picture her leading the shows and getting everyone in the mood to two-step!

Maybe she could handle both positions? I'm sure she could!

 

[gometros]

You ever hear of Emeril or the Iron Chef? They sure don't hide from the spotlight!
I can see an open kitchen with Rae putting her skills on display. But, you're right, she's talented enough to handle both jobs.

 

[ThreeCircles]

Originally posted by gometros
You ever hear of Emeril or the Iron Chef? They sure don't hide from the spotlight!
I can see an open kitchen with Rae putting her skills on display. But, you're right, she's talented enough to handle both jobs.

Wow! Excellent point! Rae can combine her outgoing personality with her love of Rock Shrimp by acting as a Performing Chef! And, she can act as Cruise Director inbetween her shows in the open-stage kitchen!

 

[Verandah Man]

Just in for lunch and I am on the floor LMBO again!!!

When I first saw this thread this morning, I said to my DW, "I'm afraid to open this thread, Lord only knows what it could be about.

I was walking around all morning reading meters with this "BIG GRIN" on my face. I would start thinking about Incharge's dream and just start laughing. I even told some of my customers about this, they were laughing as well. As I was leaving one house the owner said to me, "See you in three months, Captain Verandah."

And yes, I can see Rae being "Head Chef and Cruise Director!!!"

What a Hoot!!!

 

[midnitemist]

Captain VM and Cruise Director/Chef Rae

We need more shrimp and liquor, free of course.

Oh, I am laughing so hard, I am like Rae. If someone says another word I might be wearing Depends.


Keep it coming, it gets me through till 8/2/03

 

[figment52]

At least with Rae and VM on staff we would not be talking about DP closing and Fidelio doing a "farwell tour"!!

 

[disneyeveryyear]

OMG - this is too funny!

All I could think about when I read "Captain Verandah" was the books my son read when he was 7 and the hero is
"Captain Underpants". This is really a picture in my head right now. Andy in his cape and underpants while eating rock shrimp at the front of the ship (picture guy in Titanic).

My vote for comedian for the show is BD. He keeps us in stitches here, I can only imagine in person.

I have to stop, I am at work at lunch and I am about to start laughing here at my desk!

Have to hope TF doesn't see this post. Don't want my first Tag to be about imagining men in their underwear (lol).

 

[Incharge]

As captain of this ship, you will have to assign duties to your staff, so put on your thinking cap. I also see Rae as Cruise Director. Her son Michael can be the 2nd half of dueling piano duo, since he loves Fedelio so much. It can be Michael and Fedelio. Captain Verandah, You also need to be sure and give a post to Incognito.. the "Kween of Kruise"
I agree that Buckaroos Dad should be comediene.
I am LOL picturing Captain Verandah in a cape and underwear. This is getting too funny!
Poor Andy! We luv ya Tell your wife at least she will get free cruises with you at the helm(in your cape and shorts)

 

[Pickles61]

Captain Underpants - - Now I have the same image in my head. When we're on the cruise I'll look at "Verandah Man" and think Captain Underpants...

 

[Jeanny]

no, no, no, Andy is the "Verandah Commandah" as least that's how it's pronounced in New England!!!!!!! LOL

Andy, you want to post that picture you sent me???

 

[Buckaroo's Dad]

I had a dream!

(Abridged) - not by Incharge.


A few years back, a great Diser, from whence we type today, signed the DisProclamation. This Dis was embraced by tens of Mouse Fanatics (heretofore noted as MFers) who posted in earnest while waiting for the passing of the cheese. Alas, we the downtrodden MFers of Dis, continue to wait.

Months later, the life of MFers still sucks - literally and figuratively. Month after month we wait for new, better shows. We languish at decisions of sacrificing Palo for want of a themed dinner.

So here we are to bring attention to what we aren't: satisfied. When Walt teamed-up with Mickey, he gave each and every MFer The Way. What exactly IS The Way, you ask? Easy, Karnac. Just follow the Droppings In Life of the Dear One (you betcha - aka *****). The Droppings were nothing LESS than our inalienable right to life, liberty and the pursuit of eternal youth. And nothing MORE than mouse poop. DCL has defaulted on the rights and lefts of each and every MFer. But we will prevail!

Yes, we have come to demand our due. No waiting, if you please. More shrimp. New shows. Cleaner bedspreads. Pre-boarding spa and Palo reservations. Publically poopless little MFers in our pools. Now is time to lift our cruise ship realities over and above the expectations of MFers dwarfed 7-times by the *****.

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Alas, there is more. Yet if I continue, every MFer will surely experience their own dream to praise. So let us jump ahead to the final passage.
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When we let the mouse sing, he sings from every hole starboard and port, bow to stern, officers and crew, passengers and entertainers. Join your MFing hands and rejoice in the words of our redemption:

M - I - C SEE YOU REAL SOON

K - E - Y WHY? BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU!

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