I feel so disgusting.

[JimFitz]

Wife and kids are at my mother in-laws.

I come home from work a free man. Go for a run.

Go to Quiznos after my run and get a foot long roast beef sub...."MMMM Toasty". Go to 7 Eleven on the way home and pick up a pint of Hagen Daz Vanilla Swiss "worse than crack" Almond.

I ate the sub and watched a movie. Just polished off the pint of Hagen Daz while watching some football.

I think I may need to run to Mars in order to work this off.

Oh, and I am still looking at my clothes in the living room that I left when I came home.

I better clean this place up before the wife comes home tomorrow.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Are you PMSing??

 

[Froggyswife]

Hmmmm when the cats away the mice will play

 

[JimFitz]

Hmmmm when the cats away the mice will play

Or eat and live in squalor.

 

[spazzyjazzy]

Wife and kids are at my mother in laws.

I come home from work a free man. Go for a run.

Go to Quiznos after my run and get a foot long roast beef sub...."MMMM Toasty". Go to 7 Eleven on the way home and pick up a pint of Hagen Daz Vanilla Swiss "worse than crack" Almond.

I ate the sub and watched a movie. Just polished off the pint of Hagen Daz while watching some football.

I think I may need to run to Mars in order to work this off.

Oh, and I am still looking at my clothes in the living room that I left when I came home.

I better clean this place up before the wife comes home tomorrow.

Minus the cleaning, running, and football....it all sounds good to me!

 

[christineann]

you are a wild man..........and I mean that in the nicest possible way

 

[FroggyinArk]

dont forget to trash all the fast food wrappers, and toss a couple dishes into the drain rack,,

 

[JimFitz]

dont forget to trash all the fast food wrappers, and toss a couple dishes into the drain rack,,

That's why I love the DIS, I always get excellent advice.

I just tossed the evidence.

 

[raammartin]

Sounds like you just need to polish your night off with a bubble bath and a good book.

 

[FroggyinArk]

That's why I love the DIS, I always get excellent advice.

I just tossed the evidence.

just dont forget the bag must lkeave the house for the outdoor cans or else she'll look through it to check.

 

[AllyBri]

Sounds like good "man time" to me.

 

[Froggyswife]

dont forget to trash all the fast food wrappers, and toss a couple dishes into the drain rack,,

Says the king of snackers.

 

[FroggyinArk]

Says the king of snackers.

just because there is a bag of fritos and a bag of cookies on my desk does not mean i am the king.

 

[Aidensmom]

just because there is a bag of fritos and a bag of cookies on my desk does not mean i am the king.

This is very true. My DH has every dish in the house and about 5 empty chip bags next to his computer.

 

[DVCLiz]

My favorite part is your last sentence - "I better clean this place up before the wife comes home tomorrow."

Someone has trained you well, my friend!!!!

 

[mommy*RN]

Sounds like you just need to polish your night off with a bubble bath and a good book.

And a glass of wine!

It's good to know what you guys get up to when the wives are away...

 

[spazzyjazzy]

This is very true. My DH has every dish in the house and about 5 empty chip bags next to his computer.

I swear I was meant to be a husband and not a wife..... I have the same thing by my computer.