I take a light rail train into work every day. I like to call it a rolling freakfest, especially during non-peak hours. A few my favorite gems:
Two guys who hadnt seen each other in a while are yelling at each other across the train, Hey man, when did you get out? It was a light rail prison reunion.
One guy sitting across from us was totally hammered, and he kept nodding off. All of a sudden, he passes out & falls face-first into my friends lap. Luckily, she had her backpack on her lap, so he smacked into that pretty hard.
My all-time favorite was another drunk guy at around 7am. This man looked about 65 years old, long gray hair & a gray beard, wearing a leather jacket & cap. All of a sudden he starts belting out (really LOUD) Bad to the Bone. He was really getting into it, banging his head & stomping his feet: Da na na na na, bad to the bone! Da na na na na! The whole train was cracking up. He was awesome!
