I Can't Believe I Invited My MIL -I'm BAAACK! And determiend to finish this thing!

I'll get the mail. (Then we can raid her liquor cabinet and whip up a snack with whatever she has left in the fridge)

Is that a brown paper wrapped package I see in your hand? Heather would want me to hold that for her until she gets back. :rolleyes1

does anyone else sorta feel like she is off at the prom having a wonderful time and we are stuck home because our dates stood us up???:sad1: :rotfl:

Hey my date will be here in 57 days. :cool1:

I'll let the dogs out............does she even have dogs?

I smell something funky coming from the bathroom, so either she has dogs are Jordan has been here!
:eek:

I brought my two 100 lb dogs with me...you can let them out. They'll love to dig in Heather's backyard. And I'll make us all a cocktail since it's happy hour. Uhhhh...let me look around in the kitchen for the glasses....

Make mine a lime mojita. :drinking1

While I was putting her package away I flipped on the tv. Wowza! You should see the channels she gets. :happytv:

Yeah, but check out what I found in this drawer.:rolleyes1

Anyone want to guess what I found???

Hmmm...

thighmaster.jpg


:rotfl::rotfl:
 
I think I would rather see a thigh master than something else:scared1: :rotfl2:

I take a mojito too!
 

desiad-sure you can hold onto the package but if it should accidentally rip open-- I get half.



I think I would rather see a thigh master than something else:scared1: :rotfl2:

I take a mojito too!

Nope not a thigh master, and no it's not one of those. It's more shocking! Any other guesses???

Cheers Ladies! This sofa is comfy, oops, got my muddy shoes on it (must of gotten the mud from the big hole the dog dug in the flower bed)
 
Just lay a towel over the sofa. You can blame the kids when she gets back.

So what did you find in the drawer?
 
Anybody seen the plunger? Cause the loo in Heather's room ain't looking so good! :scared1:
 
Anybody seen the plunger? Cause the loo in Heather's room ain't looking so good! :scared1:

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: I think I saw one in the kids bedroom.

Well little Miss Heather has been keeping secrets from her Dis friends. Oh the shame of it all! Prepared yourselves ladies and gent....In the drawer I found a receipt from Universal Studios/IOA for seasons passes!:scared1: She's been hidding her dirty little secret all this time. She tried throwing us off with the Sea World comments.

Today's Happy Hour will be sponsored by Jordan. I'll hand out the red solo cups.
 
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: I think I saw one in the kids bedroom.

Well little Miss Heather has been keeping secrets from her Dis friends. Oh the shame of it all! Prepared yourselves ladies and gent....In the drawer I found a receipt from Universal Studios/IOA for seasons passes!:scared1: She's been hidding her dirty little secret all this time. She tried throwing us off with the Sea World comments.

Today's Happy Hour will be sponsored by Jordan. I'll hand out the red solo cups.

Who needs cups? Open wide:thumbsup2
 
Is there any chocolate in the kitchen? OOh, and let's look thru the medicine cabinet while were here!;)
 
Subscribing so I can read later when I have more time.
 
I still want a margarita - has anyone found the blender???

And be careful, Mrs. Bee - if you are a MIL and you fall asleep.... they take your pic and post it on the web :scared1:
 
Is there any chocolate in the kitchen? OOh, and let's look thru the medicine cabinet while were here!;)

I think I saw Jordan scarfing chocolate a minute ago in the den.

This medicine cabinet looks awful neat. Think she suspected we would be stopping by?


I still want a margarita - has anyone found the blender???

And be careful, Mrs. Bee - if you are a MIL and you fall asleep.... they take your pic and post it on the web :scared1:

:rolleyes1

You guys are a riot!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

Tammy, glad you joined the fun! :dance3:
 
I think I saw Jordan scarfing chocolate a minute ago in the den.

This medicine cabinet looks awful neat. Think she suspected we would be stopping by?

Probably packed all her meds and took them with her. Remember she's with her MIL, she'll need 'em.

Jordan found Heather's stash of ribbon in the den. We can have craft day and make those hair curlies with the ribbon that he didn't get chocolate on.

Magicfor2 did you find the blender yet??
 
Probably packed all her meds and took them with her. Remember she's with her MIL, she'll need 'em.

Jordan found Heather's stash of ribbon in the den. We can have craft day and make those hair curlies with the ribbon that he didn't get chocolate on.

Magicfor2 did you find the blender yet??


Ribbon:scared1: :scared1: She did leave a bottle of Vicoden...it's empty now.....................................:rolleyes1

Chocolate good. <burp>
 
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And be careful, Mrs. Bee - if you are a MIL and you fall asleep.... they take your pic and post it on the web :scared1:
We only do that if you fall asleep with your mouth wide open or with a chocolate milk mustache...............we aren't totally heartless!


This medicine cabinet looks awful neat. Think she suspected we would be stopping by?
Yeah, she must have moved the embarassing things like tucks and enemas to another spot.

Probably packed all her meds and took them with her. Remember she's with her MIL, she'll need 'em.

Jordan found Heather's stash of ribbon in the den. We can have craft day and make those hair curlies with the ribbon that he didn't get chocolate on.

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Craft ribbon! Fun. Lets play dress up with Jordan and we can make some matching bows for his binder!:rotfl:
 
I found the blender on top shelf back of the pantry - behind the cookie jar - it's empty by the way... saw cookie crumbs in the bed :rolleyes1

Now I'm trying to find the salt... maybe we should just do shots! :dance3:
 





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