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[Pop Daddy]

Grocery store at picking the fastest (is that a word) lady at the register, 3 things you look for young + skinny + short hair = fast


















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[shep]

I think you just pick the most attractive... ...okay, maybe if you said LONG hair....

 

[swea_pea1]

It's not the most scientific method I've heard of, but hey, it's gotta be better than line-jumping trying to find the fastest one!

 

[momof3disneyholics]

interesting strategy, but what if they are self checkouts? Which of those do you pick?

 

[Pop Daddy]

Originally posted by momof3disneyholics
interesting strategy, but what if they are self checkouts? Which of those do you pick?

I leave

 

[momof3disneyholics]

with the goods in hand?

 

[snoopy]

ROFL! Jason, you are sooooooooo

I have a knack for picking the slowest cashier, without fail. I'm willing to give your method a shot.

 

[Pop Daddy]

Originally posted by snoopy
ROFL! Jason, you are sooooooooo

I have a knack for picking the slowest cashier, without fail. I'm willing to give your method a shot.

I do that at McDonalds, the theory dont work there

 

[Kitty 34]

You need to go shopping with my hubby, Jason. He always picks the slo-o-ow-est checker!!!

 

[snoopy]

Well I don't go to McDonalds so I won't need to worry that you weren't succesful there. I just want tips for the grocery store line. If there is an inept cashier, I am going to pick him/her. Never fails.

Short hair, skinny, young. That is gonna be my mantra next trip to the grocery store.

 

[Pop Daddy]

Originally posted by Kitty 34
You need to go shopping with my hubby, Jason. He always picks the slo-o-ow-est checker!!!

he is probably picking the women that are old, heavy with long hair

 

[shep]

Originally posted by snoopy
Well I don't go to McDonalds so I won't need to worry that you weren't succesful there. I just want tips for the grocery store line. If there is an inept cashier, I am going to pick him/her. Never fails.

Short hair, skinny, young. That is gonna be my mantra next trip to the grocery store.

Sooo..
YOU'RE the person I always manage to get behind...
I always pick the shortest and slowest of lines...

 

[Pop Daddy]

Originally posted by snoopy
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Short hair, skinny, young. That is gonna be my mantra next trip to the grocery store. [/B]

they even look like they could run fast

 

[snoopy]

Shep, LOL! Those short lines are anything but in the long run!!! Nothing express about any express line I've been in!

Just the other day I had what was REAL close to me slapping some old man who had about 33 things in the 8 items or less aisle. He tried denying he knew what line he was in. I let it slide since he was old, but man, I was STEAMING. LOL! I HATE THE GROCERY STORE LINE!!! I'm a freak about it, I hate it so much.

 

[Pop Daddy]

dont you hate when the person in front of you writes a check instead of using there debit card

 

[KristaTX]

ugh. . . yes. They always wait to start writing it after everything has rung up.

Krista

 

[snoopy]

I don't mind a check. What I DO MIND is someone who waits until after the sale is rung up, the groceries bagged, before they even attempt to reach for their checkbook. They wait until the very bitter end and then they start with writing it out, then they have to record it, etc. Agggghhh! I hate that!

 

[swea_pea1]

Originally posted by Pop Daddy
dont you hate when the person in front of you writes a check instead of using there debit card

I feel like saying "welcome to the 21st century!"

 

[Pop Daddy]

worse nightmare, ahving and old, heavy lady with long hair at the check out, and the person in front of you is writing a check. I would rather pull my eye lashes out

 

[Jenn Lynn]

LOL!