I always wanted to be an architect

[goofygirl]

"Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye."

"No. There's less."

 

[luvmydogs]

Giddyap!

 

[slo]

I don't have a square to spare

 

[luvmydogs]

You stole my Jesus fish!

 

[dcgrumpy]

The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

 

[Art Vandalay]

Niiiiice gaaaaame, preeeetty booooooy!

 

[luvmydogs]

I think it moved.

 

[dcgrumpy]

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

 

[luvmydogs]

I've been outed! And I wasn't even in!

 

[dcgrumpy]

Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.

 

[Nagle]

"Hawaii... The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps."

 

[luvmydogs]

Yo Yo Ma.

 

[cynsaun]

You're SO good lookin'.

 

[lillygator]

I always wanted to be a dancer, and not the table or pole kind long term....


I wanted to be a prima ballerina.....too much ****s for that!!

 

[luvmydogs]

Helloooooo Newman...

 

[Aurora63]

She's BALD!

 

[Minniespal]

I wanted to be Quincy M.D.

 

[luvmydogs]

She's BALD!

She's BALD?!!!

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.

 

[cynsaun]

She's BALD?!!!

YOU'RE bald!