How much should a fortune cookie writer make?

[monkeybug]

*Discuss*

 

[marcemc]

Whoever wrote the ones I have read, should make $0.00

 

[sparks19]

I agree with marcemc... they shouldn't make anything. those fortunes are terrible and I've never won the lottery with the numbers they say are supposedly lucky

FARCE

 

[Rumpus]

Lots of money. Anyone who can type those tiny words on that tiny piece of paper on such a small typewriter is a rarity indeed.

 

[Lassie Lynne]

Not much............that is just how the cookie crumbles sometimes

 

[monkeybug]

Whoever wrote the ones I have read, should make $0.00

Yes, they are generally pretty lame! All though they become much more entertaining if you add "in your pants" to the end.

 

[monkeybug]

Lots of money. Anyone who can type those tiny words on that tiny piece of paper on such a small typewriter is a rarity indeed.

True! And what about paper cuts? I imagine that is a standard job hazard with this career.

 

[I Am What I Am]

It depends. Are they *real* fortunes or *joke* fortunes?

 

[allison443]

Obviously they should make a fortune!!

 

[disneyfreakk]

Obviously they should make a fortune!!

Oh I totally agree! I mean, these people are in charge of our futures..KWIM? They should get paid $100,000 a year. Or at the very least they should make whatever the top tier earners make, as decided by the government. Am I right people??

 

[monkeybug]

Oh I totally agree! I mean, these people are in charge of our futures..KWIM? They should get paid $100,000 a year. Or at the very least they should make whatever the top tier earners make, as decided by the government. Am I right people??

Totally right!

 

[WhateverLolaWants]

Being bilingual should increase their pay as well.

 

[Donaldswife]

I think they should do it for free. Since they are so great at reading the future and picking numbers they all must be millionaires from playing the lottery anyway. They should share their insight with us out of the kindness of their hearts. Although I do think the fortune cookie company should let them expense their supplies and give them some free cookies.

 

[mikehn]

The more chinese food you all order, the more they make. Like it or not

 

[MM27]

It depends...do they get the summers off?

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

Of course it should be performance based. 10% of the net gain. So all those who didn't win the lottery subtracted from all those who do win and then 10% of that.

 

[FINFAN]

not sure, but probably not as much as the worker who has to get the fortune into the cookie......

 

[Green Tea]

Lots of money. Anyone who can type those tiny words on that tiny piece of paper on such a small typewriter is a rarity indeed.

 

[paintnolish]

They should make a lot of money...in bed.

 

[FINFAN]

They should make a lot of money...in bed.