ER's are nothing like TV.
They are currently in crisis. You have a critical combination of inpatient overcrowding as a result of an aging population resulting in held inpatients reducing ER capacity and people coming into the ER for many non-emergent issues (i.e. not life threatening) because they either couldn't get in to see their doctors or didn't want to wait until they could be seen by their doctors.
You'd be amazed at the reasons why people access the emergency room. Colds, toothaches, you name it. Anyone who shows up at an ER MUST be treated and you have to over treat in many cases because you have to make sure you don't miss something.
Abdominal pain is one of the more diverse complaints a patient can have. It can be anything from gas to an aneurism. Due to that, the treatment is often legnthy and involves testing that usually shows it's nothing the ER can treat and you're referred to your own doctor. Frustrating, but remember an ER's job isn't to be your primary care doctor, but to make sure you don't die or loose a limb. Once those two things are taken care of you're either admitted or referred for outpatient care.
ERs on TV seem sexy...in real life you have a group of medical professionals who are cussed at, spit at, screamed at, tell people their loved ones are dead and clean up poop on a regular basis. Working in an ER is damned hard work.
Sorry to take the thread off topic, but I'm really tired of people who bash ERs and forget that the medical professionals there are faced with one of the hardest jobs out there.
Your medical bill was about right. You paid for the initial assessment, the creation of a medical record and the achiving of the medical information, an assessment by an NP, PA or MD (all of whom are credentialed to care for you), you paid for the collection of the urine specimin and the processing of that specimen in the lab. You paid for the administration of an x-ray on a fantastically expensive medical device that was taken by a credentialed professional and read by a physician. You paid for the 2 hours of paperwork each hour of your stay generated. You paid for the 127 mandatory items reported to either the federal government or other regulatory bodies. You paid for the risk managers who field the senseless lawsuits filed by people out to make a buck. You paid for the required upgrade of every linen you saw to ensure they were fire retardent in line with regulations. You paid for the application fee that hospital pays to the regulators for the honor of being inspected. Welcome to one of the highest overhead industries out there.
Sorry to rant/vent....it's been a hard week.