How Many Trips Can I Milk?~A PTR

Oh my goodness! Bless you for wasting your lunch break on me!

It most certainly wasn't a waste. You're hysterical. :)

As for Miss Botox's snoring, you do get used to it. It's akin to falling asleep with the TV on...slightly soothing yet annoying at the same time.

Thanks for that. We have a friend who snores and, in my opinion, sounds like a bulldog. I was just worried that, much like my friend, I'd want to "lovingly" assault a bully with a pillow.

Shameless plug for you:
If anyone reading this hasn't stopped by Tinkerbellarella's PTR yet, GO! She is HILARIOUS!

:blush: Aw thanks. I try. And you're pretty darn funny yourself. Toot your own horn! Toot Toot!

I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm no ZZUB, although I suppose when it come to all things gastrointestinal, that's probably a good thing.

However, my shameless side is smiling; I certainly don't mind the referral. Come on over! The water's fine. There's a link in my siggie.
 
Just popping in to say I'll be updating tomorrow.

DH won some awards last night, and I have some silly pics from the ceremony I'm going to post. I was joking with CharlestonPrincess that no, he didn't win DH of the year. He was quite the ham during his acceptance speeches, and I repeatedly heard from others, "We're so sorry for you." Is that embarrassing or what? :rolleyes2 The sad part is, that's not the first time I've been told that!
I also bought a pin that's perfect for DH. There's NO WAY he'd ever wear pins on a lanyard, so I'll have to rent him a spot for his pin on mine. I'll post that pic tomorrow as well.

Thanks for reading! :goodvibes

Can't wait to read your update!
 
Can't wait to see the pics and read the stories! Don't keep us in suspense for too long!

Hmmm, what could this perfect pin for DH be????
 

I love your DH stories so I can't wait to see pictures too!

I know, the stories are ridiculous. He does, however, make for a fun dinner companion. He can start before the appetizers arrive and keep the laughs going through dessert!

It most certainly wasn't a waste. You're hysterical. :)



Thanks for that. We have a friend who snores and, in my opinion, sounds like a bulldog. I was just worried that, much like my friend, I'd want to "lovingly" assault a bully with a pillow.



:blush: Aw thanks. I try. And you're pretty darn funny yourself. Toot your own horn! Toot Toot!

I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm no ZZUB, although I suppose when it come to all things gastrointestinal, that's probably a good thing.

However, my shameless side is smiling; I certainly don't mind the referral. Come on over! The water's fine. There's a link in my siggie.

I just wish ZZUB would post more often. Unlike moi, he must have a life. :rolleyes:

Can't wait to read your update!

Thanks! :goodvibes I can't load the photos until tonight.

Can't wait to see the pics and read the stories! Don't keep us in suspense for too long!

Hmmm, what could this perfect pin for DH be????

The truly perfect pin would be a court jester. He is one of those people that NEVER gets embarrassed, and he never gets tired of embarrassing me!
I wish I could post clips of the TV show he used to host in college. The title was "Under the Covers." I mean, really? Enough said..... He is impossible to embarrass.

A sparkly red thong? :lmao:

Oh no! I thought we'd moved past the thong! :rotfl:

I'm afraid the real pin pics will actually be quite boring now! Too bad Disney doesn't do lingerie pins. There may be a niche market for them!

Before I forget to mention it tonight, a reporter that DH has worked with before was at the awards ceremony on Tues., and she mouthed to him the name of Mr. Red Thong! Even the reporters make fun of DH for that! :laughing: How unprofessional of her!
 
First of all, look at my countdown clock today. Does that look like a lucky number or what? I love when things match!

So, Tuesday night was the annual Awards Presentation for DH's terrible city. Lest you imagine a truly nice ceremony replete with red carpet, THINK AGAIN. Picture, if you will, a run down, former golf course clubhouse, "gourmet" chicken fingers, and a grocery store cake. This was quite a high class affair. ;)

I was unsure of what actual award DH was winning, but I figured a good wife should make an appearance. Imagine my surprise when DH took home 4 awards. He was like Justin Timberlake at the Grammy's.

Here's DH accepting an award for perfect attendance over the past 3 years. He said something funny, but I don't remember what it was, so I added my own dialogue.
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I also thought I should disguise the chief and deputy chief to protect the innocent. The funny thing is, the chief's own glasses and mustache look surprisingly similar to his "disguise"!

Here's DH and his "boyfriend" accepting an award for Educational Achievement for graduating from FSU. (He graduated in 2002. I have no idea why they're just getting around to this now. :confused3 ) I call his best friend his boyfriend because they truly are attached at the hip and VERY nerdy together. They're like Crockett and Tubbs---only slightly different.
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His boyfriend was also getting an educational award of some kind.
I can't imagine what that is on the Deputy Chief's pants...strange.

DH's SWAT team got a Meritorious Service Unit Award. They had made more than 1,000 arrests in the first 6 months of 2007 alone. They are a BUSY unit.
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(I ran out of witty speech bubbles. Any suggestions?)


DH's final award was an individual Meritorious Service Award. He received this from being part of a federal wire tap that led to 13 federal indictments and quite a sum of cocaine.

I wasn't able to get a pic of him accepting this award. I was too busy falling in love with someone else :love: .



Have you seen anything more cute? This is one of the fellow officer's new baby. She is PRECIOUS!
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Since I couldn't decide which one I liked better, here's another:
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I know some of you may be thinking, "Gee BrittBritt, for someone who claims they're not ready for babies, you sure have a lot of babies on your PTR." :upsidedow
I'm afraid to say, I am feeling my resistance slowly wearing down. This baby smelled so good, and she was so happy and well-behaved all night. She was such a joy to hold. She's definitely the kind of baby that would make me reconsider! :scratchin

I did put the baby down long enough to snap this pic of DH's boyfriend in front of one of the MANY posters DH had made for him for winning Officer of the Year. How nerdy is that? DH made posters for his BF!
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BF's name is Rocky. That should explain the very 90's reference to Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. I am also imagining those are DH's lips kissing his BF's behind. It's honestly an unhealthy infatuation they have for one another. (Like how the lips are in Dis green? :laughing: )

Regardless, :yay: to Rocky for getting Officer of the Year!

Finally, I was able to pull DH away, we made it home, and this is how we were met by Miss Botox.
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She clearly put no effort into her greeting! :sad2:
 
DH's SWAT team got a Meritorious Service Unit Award. They had made more than 1,000 arrests in the first 6 months of 2007 alone. They are a BUSY unit.

All those poor "ladies of the night".

Finally, I was able to pull DH away, we made it home, and this is how we were met by Miss Botox.
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She clearly put no effort into her greeting! :sad2:

She should get the award for DLP (Dear/Disney Lazy Pup) of the Year.

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I am wiping tears from my eyes after reading about your DH and his boyfriend!!! Too funny about the posters!!!

Sounds like you had a lot of fun!!!
 
sounds like you had a fun night! I love the glasses and masks on the pictures!
 
Congratulations DH & DBF! :cool1: It is so nice that he gets awards at work. Don't you think everyone deserves awards for doing well? Maybe I'll make one for my DH and that will convince him to say yes to a cruise! :rolleyes:
 
Thanks for the real life interlude. You must be proud of your DH....:cloud9:

Lots of smiles for people who have one of the toughest jobs around....Thank your DH for continuing to Protect and Serve....:thumbsup2
 
:surfweb: All caught up, but it took my whole cup of coffee, and I didn't even spit any out at the screen, though I almost did at one point.

Congrats on re-booking Le Celliar. Double congrats, and I'm so jealous about booking the cruise. :woohoo:

Yes next time SHUT UP about planned surprises!

Love the idea of freaking the 8 year old out about the economy and Christmas and then giving her the world. Now can you keep that secret Missy? :dance3:

I'm glad Faith gets to dance after all, can't wait to see pictures of her in her costume.

DH and his posters for his boyfriend are funny!

I have to admit that I was thinking that you were sounding like someone with babies on the brain!

Now I need to go make more coffee!
 
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I am wiping tears from my eyes after reading about your DH and his boyfriend!!! Too funny about the posters!!!

Sounds like you had a lot of fun!!!

Yes, we did have some fun!

Your update is hilarious :lmao:

And Miss Botox is too much!

FYI- She's pretty much in the same position right now! :laughing:

sounds like you had a fun night! I love the glasses and masks on the pictures!

It's all about protecting the innocent!

Fun update! And I think Miss Botox is cute :cutie:

That she is! :upsidedow

Congratulations DH & DBF! :cool1: It is so nice that he gets awards at work. Don't you think everyone deserves awards for doing well? Maybe I'll make one for my DH and that will convince him to say yes to a cruise! :rolleyes:

I do think everyone deserves an award. Buttering up DHs generally do lead to cruises! Good luck, and if you do make that poster, don't forget to show us.

Thanks for the real life interlude. You must be proud of your DH....:cloud9:

Lots of smiles for people who have one of the toughest jobs around....Thank your DH for continuing to Protect and Serve....:thumbsup2

Thank you so much for the kind words. He truly gives of himself every day on the job.

Ok, now you can make the jokes about jelly donuts that you were REALLY wanting to post. ;)
 
Thank you so much for the kind words. He truly gives of himself every day on the job.

Ok, now you can make the jokes about jelly donuts that you were REALLY wanting to post. ;)

I could make jokes, but you both have stressful jobs and I refuse to make fun of someone who risks his life everyday and the wife who has to worry everyday. I commend you both...:grouphug:

I thought Starbucks was the donut shop of the 21st century....;)
 
What is it about Disney that has the power to unite people and break down boundaries?

I was invited to dinner on Friday night by a good friend of mine. (As is so happens, it was DH's BF's fiance!) She, in turn, had invited several people she works with, none of whom I'd ever met. I usually don't do too well in those types of situations. Fears :guilty: of would we get along, would we have anything to say to one another, would they spend the whole night chatting about their work and leave me looking lost went through my mind.

As it turns out (and is often the case), I needn't have worried.

Here's how it went down:

We entered the restaurant, put in our name, and made our way to the bar to wait for a table to become available. We all had a drink :drinking1 and did the somewhat awkward introductions. Conversation was sparse until it was time to pay the tab at the bar and head over to our now-ready table. I whipped out my Tinkerbell :tink: Disney Visa to pay, and no sooner had I done that, all of the 'strangers' let out an "Ooohhh Ahhhhhh." Literally.

Unbeknownst to moi, I had been making silly small talk with Disney die hard freaks (said only in love) without even knowing it! Needless to say, the rest of the evening went well. We spent the whole dinner chatting away about Disney, what we loved about it, when our next trips were, and our best memories of Disney. It was such a wonderful time!

Come to find out, one of the other girls had recently gotten engaged at Disney. Her BF had been giving her hints all week about a 'big surprise' he had planned. He would send her these cryptic clues the whole week, and basically made her feel very special.

Without telling her where she was going, they left on a Sat. morning, and as she tells it, she was shocked when he pulled into the MK. This is her favorite place in the world, and she said the tears started immediately :sad1: . She was assuming this was the entire surprise her BF had been hinting at all week.

So, they spent the day walking around, enjoying the rides, and the park, and finally they ended up in front of the Haunted Mansion. The wait was a little long, and she wasn't really interested in waiting, but her BF was insistent upon riding. Looking back, she says she should have suspected something right then and there.

A good 45 minutes later, they entered their doom buggy and took off. Right before the scene with the bride, the ride stopped. As you can imagine, it's quite dark, the creepy music is playing, and now they're stuck on the ride. Her BF turned to her then and said, "Isn't this so romantic?" Her answer, "Huh? Well, I guess...." His response, "Do you think this place is romantic enough for me to ask you to marry me?"

With that, he somehow maneuvered around the lap bar and crouched in the front of the buggy to present her with the ring. She was SHOCKED! Of course she said yes, and shortly thereafter the ride started up again bringing them face to face with the bride :bride: .

She said she couldn't wait for the ride to be over after that. She wanted to see that sucker in some sunlight! :sunny:

I had some questions for her after she finished her story, but she wasn't really able to answer any of them. I asked 1.) Did he get the ride stopped or was it a coincidence that the ride stopped at the EXACT time he wanted it to? 2.) Did the people in the doom buggies near them have any idea what was happening? 3.) How was BF able to wiggle around the lap bar?

Engagement amnesia had set in!

Secretly, I thought it would have been funny if BF had been yelled at for not sitting in the seat correctly. Of course, I didn't share that thought. :rolleyes1

So you see, Disney and the love :love: of it had saved my night!

Maybe the next meeting of the U.N. should take place in Disney. If it worked such wonders making my night so smooth, what could it do to unite countries?

Hold the meeting in Cinderella's Castle. They already have all of the flags hanging in the Royal Table. Switch out Cindy's flags for the flags of countries around the world, and we're in business. After the meeting's over, the delegates could all head over to the Hall of Presidents to hang out and pose for pictures with all of the audio animatronics...

The possibilities are endless!

An effort would have to be made though to keep the delegates away from Stitch's Great Escape. The burp in the face might not go over well with visiting dignitaries, and may in fact, ruin any good well fostered over Major Duomo's Pie.

Till next time...
 











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