How many Dis board members does it take to change a light bulb?

[4greatboys]

Oh and dont forget about the 5 that want free disney vacations because their bulb burned out

 

[mtblujeans]

 

[POOH&PIGLET]

Awesome!

 

[danacara]

I count 72,043.

Pete to hold the bulb;
six moderators, three per leg, to spin him in circles;
six ex-debate board posters to infuriate the mods and keep them motivated to twist Pete;
six restaurant posters to feed the ex-debate board posters and keep them sharp and edgy;
six transportation board posters to advise the restaurant board posters on the cheapest airline to fly to the bulb;
six resort board posters to advise the transportation board posters on which room to request at Pop Century, where they sleep once the bulb is in place;
six DVC posters to yell at the resort board posters about putting six in a room;
six theme park attraction and strategy posters to distract the DVC posters with commando-like itineraries,
and about 72,000 community board posters to sprinkle pixie dust on the whole operation for its salvation.

 

[onecoolmama]

 

[Planogirl]

Don't forget the posters from the Rumors Board, half of which will proclaim that the burned out bulbs prove that Disney is going downhill and the other half that will lament that everyone else's bulbs burn out much faster and everyone is just too darn negative about a few burned out bulbs.

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by goofygirl
You forgot to include the DISers who will ask for pixie dust for the bulbs that won't work.

And also Dan Murphy who will post photos of the light bulbs

 

[mickey4ver]

..and someone to go get the refillable mugs from different resorts, that they brought from home, filled..while the bulbs are being changed

 

[danacara]

Originally posted by Planogirl
Don't forget the posters from the Rumors Board, half of which will proclaim that the burned out bulbs prove that Disney is going downhill and the other half that will lament that everyone else's bulbs burn out much faster and everyone is just too darn negative about a few burned out bulbs.

 

[Robinrs]

Don't forget the Posts about people who are sick of lightbulb threads and those who post polls as to whether you like them or not...

 

[Saffron]

Here is another part of the answer!

 

[mark & sandra]

missed 1


1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

[sjh801]

Add 100 more who post to reminisce about the Electrical Light Parade and wonder about how many bulbs need to be changed daily.

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by Robinrs
Don't forget the Posts about people who are sick of lightbulb threads and those who post polls as to whether you like them or not...

It does get to be a bit much doesnt it?

 

[Viking]

And not to forget: A democratic poster blaming Bush for not being able to prevent the bulb from burning out - And a republican stating that three purple hearts do not quailfy someone for taking charge of the light bulb replacement.

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by goofygirl
You forgot to include the DISers who will ask for pixie dust for the bulbs that won't work.

And also Dan Murphy who will post photos of the light bulbs

Set to music.



I always enjoy these when they pop up, so true.

 

[mtblujeans]

I guess maybe we should LIGHTEN up, eh??

 

[aimee11621]

Missed one more

don't forget about the bulbs who post daily quotes from their pets

 

[mark & sandra]

Now, now aimee- Don't make the mods mad and lock up my thread. Play nice with the other Disers.

 

[jpd3]

I figured there would have to be three or four posters saying it's all Eisner's fault and that SaveDisney would never have let the bulb go out in the first place.