ITA! I bet its become a highlight of their week when they see an OKW contract with Doug's name on it. I bet they send out an instant message to gather together in the conference room for the big reveal. Once there, they probably take bets on how low, how big, and if the seller has to pay for everything including the kitchen sink. Then they slowly open the contract and slowly read line by line. The winner squeals in delight while everyone else reminds him that drinks will be on him tonight after work. As they pile out of the conference room and back to their cubby holes, they're all hoping it won't be too long before Doug tries for another OKW contract cause this is fun!
Just kidding Doug. Don't give up. It's the highlight of our day too waiting to hear about your contracts. It's actually more exciting than waiting for news abut my own contract.