I ordered a chicken sandwich but I think the waitress misunderstood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun. Shiz, it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!"
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RIP Mitch Hedburg ♥