How do you become a Moderator/Webmaster??

[pfishgirl]

Are there any positions opened??
Do I fill out an application??

well if I can't be a Tag Fairy maybe I can be a Moderator or Helper..I mean I spend more then half my day here anyway..might as well Help out..

 

[Beanie]

To begin with you need to send MUCHO bribe money to WebmasterAlex...that *might* get you somewhere.

 

[SherryNC]

For starters, you have to take a correspondence course or get an online degree in webmasting.

www.webmasting.com

 

[miste76]

I was already to sign up for the webmasting course... had my credit card ready to pay for it (and I was willing to pay thousands if it meant I could be a moderator.)
I clicked on the link and my computer told me that the page wasn't available... now I'll never get to be a moderator, or a webmaster or even a tag fairy... Just Not Fair!!!

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

 

[SherryNC]

I was already to sign up for the webmasting course... had my credit card ready to pay for it (and I was willing to pay thousands if it meant I could be a moderator.)
I clicked on the link and my computer told me that the page wasn't available... now I'll never get to be a moderator, or a webmaster or even a tag fairy... Just Not Fair!!!

Awww now you make me feel bad for being such a BSer.

 

[pfishgirl]

I was already to sign up for the webmasting course... had my credit card ready to pay for it (and I was willing to pay thousands if it meant I could be a moderator.)
I clicked on the link and my computer told me that the page wasn't available... now I'll never get to be a moderator, or a webmaster or even a tag fairy... Just Not Fair!!!

Me too I was ready to enroll in the school

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I heard there was like a gang initiation where you had to take someone out with your bare hands, or wrestle with gators...unless you're related to someone, then of course, you coincidently are the 'most qualified' for the job.

 

[imsorry]

Actually, you have to spend an evening at the Lush Ladies lounge, wear a pirate costume and tell them your sign. If you only fall off your barstool once or twice, they might sign a petition for you!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Actually, you have to spend an evening at the Lush Ladies lounge, wear a pirate costume and tell them your sign. If you only fall off your barstool once or twice, they might sign a petition for you!

But then they'd prob. spill stuff all over it, smoke it, eat it, or lose it. And on the incredible off chance that this petition got by would 1) a recommendation from the Lush Ladies be a plus and 2) does the person who appoints Moderator/Webmasters speak/read Lush Lady enough to understand the petition?

 

[L107ANGEL]

But then they'd prob. spill stuff all over it, smoke it, eat it, or lose it. And on the incredible off chance that this petition got by would 1) a recommendation from the Lush Ladies be a plus and 2) does the person who appoints Moderator/Webmasters speak/read Lush Lady enough to understand the petition?

You totally have our number!

 

[imsorry]

I think we are in the process of a hijacking!

 

[copper68]

I think we are in the process of a hijacking!

you are correct..

 

[pattyT]

as usual with you lush gals I am

 

[pfishgirl]

I heard there was like a gang initiation where you had to take someone out with your bare hands, or wrestle with gators...unless you're related to someone, then of course, you coincidently are the 'most qualified' for the job.

what you mean I can't sleep my way to the top ?? It works everywhere else you go....

 

[pfishgirl]

can I bride them with chocolate ??? oh wait that's the Tag Fairy....nevermind

 

[WDWHound]

Are there any positions opened??
Do I fill out an application??

well if I can't be a Tag Fairy maybe I can be a Moderator or Helper..I mean I spend more then half my day here anyway..might as well Help out..

The process has been deeply shrouded in mystery for a long time. As far as I can tell, all the mods and WM's have been sworn to secracy. Through many hours consulting with a Ouiji board an a Magic 8 ball, I have only been able to determine the following:

The process somehow involves 2 quarts of motor oil, a bag of Nacho Cheese doritos and a pair of Micky Mouse ears.

WM's also need to show a proficiency with a Commadore 64 or Vic 20 (perhaps these are used as backup servers?).

There is a secret handshake involved, but few are limber enough to master it.

Thats all I could determine. When I tried to find out who you should contact, the best I got was "Reply hazy, try again later".

Some say there are clues about how to become a mod. hidden in great works of art. If you are interested, read the book "The DISVinci Code" (soon to be a minor motion picture!!!).
Hope this helps.

 

[KathyTX]

Hound, there's also the part with the tequila and the bonfire.

But we're not allowed to talk about that.

 

[Sparx]

I'm also curious. I've always wondered how you get to be a WM or a Mod.

 

[WDWHound]

Hound, there's also the part with the tequila and the bonfire.

But we're not allowed to talk about that.

Ah, so that explains why my Ouiji board kept repeating "Jose Cuervo hot, hot, hot" over and over again.