How Do I...

[GoofyDad869]

...clean the blood off this machete?

 

[paigevz]

........with a soapy rag.

 

[princesslibby]

Bleach?

 

[Bbgrizzle]

And I thought you were a peace-lovin' man, GoofyDad869.

 

[vsimeone]

Just wipe the fingerprints off and throw it off a bridge into the nearest river!

 

[grimley1968]

Well, er, ummm, I don't know exactly how to do this. You'll be the first I inform, though, once I have occasion to learn how.

But, for now, I just want to give a big SHOUT OUT to Goofydad, Paigevz, Princesslibby and Bbgrizzle!

 

[GoofyDad869]

And I thought you were a peace-lovin' man, GoofyDad869.

 

[Sparx]

Forget the blood. Wipe the fingerpints off and toss it!

but you didn't hear that from me.

 

[escape]

I was going to ask if you were Billy Bob Thornton but I guess he uses lawn mower blades.

Try Goof Off.

 

[Sthronds]

I think the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser might work.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Very carefully.

 

[GoofyDad869]

I was going to ask if you were Billy Bob Thornton but I guess he uses lawn mower blades.

Try Goof Off.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Well, er, ummm, I don't know exactly how to do this. You'll be the first I inform, though, once I have occasion to learn how.

But, for now, I just want to give a big SHOUT OUT to Goofydad, Paigevz, Princesslibby and Bbgrizzle!

Howdy-do, grimley? Miss ya on Drivelosity. Wait. . .did you just give a SHOUT OUT? I'm reporting you to the mods!

 

[GoofyDad869]

Howdy-do, grimley? Miss ya on Drivelosity. Wait. . .did you just give a SHOUT OUT? I'm reporting you to the mods!

Not yet! We haven't started to post pictures of girls flashing ***s yet...

 

[dbogen]

GoofyDad,

is the blood only on the machete or is it elsewhere? I just want to give you an all purpose cleaner if you need one.

Deanna

 

[paigevz]

Well, er, ummm, I don't know exactly how to do this. You'll be the first I inform, though, once I have occasion to learn how.

But, for now, I just want to give a big SHOUT OUT to Goofydad, Paigevz, Princesslibby and Bbgrizzle!

Well, I'd give one right back to ya, but that'd be hijacking Goofydad's thread and he REALLY sounds like he needs advice!

 

[GoofyDad869]

OK, I tried licking it off, but that'th not working, pluth I cut my tongue. Don't you HATE it when that happenth?

 

[Bbgrizzle]

OK, I tried licking it off, but that'th not working, pluth I cut my tongue. Don't you HATE it when that happenth?

I could never take a person with a lisp seriously.

 

[GoofyDad869]

I could never take a person with a lisp seriously.

That'th 'lithpth', thank you very much.

Thickoth!

 

[AllAboutPluto]

You "people" (and I use that term loosely...very loosely) are gonna make me laugh out LOUD! Stop it! Stop it NOW! I have an image to maintain!

That said, hiring the "right attorney" seems to be able to take blood off of LOTS of things.