Loved the video - he cracked me up!
Gotta say, I really dislike those newer luggage tags - so cheaply made, and rip easily. Thankfully, we have a bunch of the older ones so I use those - and feel better with them on my luggage that they won't tear off!
Used one of the new ones on my park bag last trip - hey, ya never know when will leave your bag behind on a bus or a ride, etc - and after a few days it broke in half!