How about Disney Funerals????

[Squidrific]

I am soooooooooooo not talking to you!!!!!

Yeah whatever lady - what's new you are never talking to me! Have I mentioned that I am offended by Canadians!

 

[LBelle]

I would like the Golden Ears casket, lined in Cinderella Blue. Of course, the Disney Morturary would have Bibbity Bobbity Boo-ed me, so I will look like the glittery, wrinkled, pampered & primped sagging Princess I aspire to be. For the additional fee I will choose the 'Snow White
Forest Farewell' service with various little animatronic woodland deer (read Bambi--a wonderful add on!), rabbits (Thumper, although I'd prefer Bugs!) & Chip 'n' Dale would gather in silent awe & reverance~

I am choosing to be buried in the new 'fun' cemetary right there by the Castle. I thought HM would be fun, but an Eternity of queing up at the Castle..well..it just seems fitting & proper & it's something with which I'm familiar & my visitors can just go on into dinner after. My headstone will feature a weeping Tink--I don't think I'll quite have the moola for the distraught Mickey & Minnie statuary.

My primary concern is that dear heirs will remember to keep up the DFC (Disney Funeral Club) maintenance fees--I would hate to end up in the fiery stunt scene spectacular over at Universal~

Jean

Will you taking you baster, Master Baster?????

 

[darlene9947]

Well my kids have orders that when I die, I want to be cremated, and they have to take me back to the World for one last go on all my favorite rides. Then, please sprinkle me in the rose bushes off to the right of the Castle so Tink can fly over me every night!! And I'm serious! Seriously nutz, too, but that's another discussion!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

You will never stop us!!!! It's pointless to even try!!!! EH!!!!!

I'm starting to think your right. I thought there was someone watching me thru the window the other day, when I opened the front door to look, there was this horrible looking thing on my porch that the lab boys have told me is called Poutine.

 

[LBelle]

I would like the Golden Ears casket, lined in Cinderella Blue. Of course, the Disney Morturary would have Bibbity Bobbity Boo-ed me, so I will look like the glittery, wrinkled, pampered & primped sagging Princess I aspire to be. For the additional fee I will choose the 'Snow White
Forest Farewell' service with various little animatronic woodland deer (read Bambi--a wonderful add on!), rabbits (Thumper, although I'd prefer Bugs!) & Chip 'n' Dale would gather in silent awe & reverance~

I am choosing to be buried in the new 'fun' cemetary right there by the Castle. I thought HM would be fun, but an Eternity of queing up at the Castle..well..it just seems fitting & proper & it's something with which I'm familiar & my visitors can just go on into dinner after. My headstone will feature a weeping Tink--I don't think I'll quite have the moola for the distraught Mickey & Minnie statuary.

My primary concern is that dear heirs will remember to keep up the DFC (Disney Funeral Club) maintenance fees--I would hate to end up in the fiery stunt scene spectacular over at Universal~

Jean

I've just read this about 5 times and I'm still killing myself laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LBelle]

Yeah whatever lady - what's new you are never talking to me! Have I mentioned that I am offended by Canadians!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST realized what your avatar pic is!!!!!! All this time, whenever I look at it, all I see is some sort of weird mammal with bat-like appendages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LBelle]

I'm starting to think your right. I thought there was someone watching me thru the window the other day, when I opened the front door to look, there was this horrible looking thing on my porch that the lab boys have told me is called Poutine.

Fine then!!!!!!!! Screw you guys......I'm going home!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Fine then!!!!!!!! Screw you guys......I'm going home!!!!!!!!!!!

Awright Cartman

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Fine then!!!!!!!! Screw you guys......I'm going home!!!!!!!!!!!

OK...I'm saying this in all seriousness and trying to be helpful. If you just figured out that avatar pic is there any chance you'll need assistance finding your way home?

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

Ummmm....actually...................NO!!!!!!!!

Oh great, now I'm the weird one?


Nice choice of smiley though

 

[jonestavern]

Will you taking you baster, Master Baster?????

I plan to use it for a scepter, of course I will have to glitter it up a bit!
A spectre with a scepter~

How many Weight Watcher points is poutine, anyway?
At Halloween (Guy Fawkes Day???) do Canadian (Canadien) kids wrap poutine in a paper bag, set it afire, leave it on a cranky neighbor's porch, ring the bell & run???

Jean

 

[Squidrific]

Fine then!!!!!!!! Screw you guys......I'm going home!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh big surprise! You never play fair or share your toys anyway!

Bye the way, I'd like for my urn to be placed in Captain Jack's lap in the treasure room at the end of POTC - I would be smiling throughout eternity!


P.S. You need to make a stop over at the offensive thread Belle - I have a new idea!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

OK...I'm saying this in all seriousness and trying to be helpful. If you just figured out that avatar pic is there any chance you'll need assistance finding your way home?

 

[RonnieJo66]

You guys are SO cracking me up!!!


Jonestavern: loved what you wrote!!!


This thread is probably more funny to me, since my DH owns a funeral home

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I plan to use it for a scepter, of course I will have to glitter it up a bit!
A specter with a scepter~

How many Weight Watcher points is poutine, anyway?

Jean

I think it's a zero because no one really eats it?

 

[LBelle]

OK...I'm saying this in all seriousness and trying to be helpful. If you just figured out that avatar pic is there any chance you'll need assistance finding your way home?

Can you guys NOT see what I'm talking about????? It's a squarish-rectangle thingy flying in the air (bellyflop style)

 

[Squidrific]

OK...I'm saying this in all seriousness and trying to be helpful. If you just figured out that avatar pic is there any chance you'll need assistance finding your way home?

Exactly! This is especially true since I have been posting with her for months on the offensive board! I am offended she just figured out that I am a squid that looks like a squirt!

 

[LBelle]

Oh great, now I'm the weird one?


Nice choice of smiley though

 

[L107ANGEL]

Whats poutine

 

[LBelle]

I plan to use it for a scepter, of course I will have to glitter it up a bit!
A spectre with a scepter~

How many Weight Watcher points is poutine, anyway?
At Halloween (Guy Fawkes Day???) do Canadian (Canadien) kids wrap poutine in a paper bag, set it afire, leave it on a cranky neighbor's porch, ring the bell & run???

Jean

At least 2 days worth of points, I imagine!!! Well worth it though!!!!!!!