Host_Lily's Parade of fools 4/7

[aengus]

Oh rats, that was going to be mine...

295... I am so not getting in

awww I am sure Queen Lily is so sad

 

[threeboysmom]

Ohhh... big drop in line... maybe I will get in

Must...

Find...

A...

Blonde...

Joke....

 

[threeboysmom]

Just in case Lily isn't graced by the presence of Pink today... here are some of my jokes... I probably can't dance most of them anyways on VMK, so Lily, you can just hand me a dog when I walk through the door, okay?

Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.


Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)

 

[KrazyPete]

I've got one!

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So Pink can remember them!

 

[Disneychick74]

Whats worse than a blonde using white out to fix an error on a computer screen?
The brunette that tried to type over it.

 

[threeboysmom]

I've got one!

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So Pink can remember them!

So not funny there, buddy

 

[threeboysmom]

Whats worse than a blonde using white out to fix an error on a computer screen?
The brunette that tried to type over it.

You're lucky I'm not a moderator!!!

 

[Imagineer_Tech]

I got in trouble for this joke

Knock Knock

Who's there

Tom Sawyer

Tom Sawyer Who?

Tom Saw Yer Underwear!

Lily said Omg! Ill! There is no talk of underwear here!

Then I saved myself and got a dog with this one.

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Max

Max Who

Max no difference now let me in!

or i could have been:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Will

Will who?

Will you let me in it's cold out here!

 

[Max_Power]

This is my winning joke:

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?
A: To find Pluto.

 

[KrazyPete]

So not funny there, buddy

Ok OK... Just be an equal opportunity jokester:

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Sorry Lily!

 

[Imagineer_Tech]

Ok OK... Just be an equal opportunity jokester:

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Sorry Lily!

I am so going to use that one.

 

[threeboysmom]

Ok OK... Just be an equal opportunity jokester:

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Sorry Lily!

Oh sure.... "Sorry Lily!" with a little lovestuck smile.... grrr...

Where's the "Sorry Pink"?

But of course, the blondes haven't figured that out yet...

 

[Yankeegal5]

hey the blonde jokes are mean i will show u all that blondes are smart!
i got an A on my spelling test so haha stop dissing the blondes- love blondie