Hoop dee doo - favorite one liners?

[Maggie at the Fort]

I am working on making some fun shirts for my kids for our hoop dee doo night next month. My 7 year old daughter wants one that says "Here for the shortcake." I tried to talk her into a "I heart Six Pence" shirt but she didn't want to risk getting lots of attention. (all of my kids are kind of shy). Anyway, I need an idea for my 4 year old son and 1 year old daughter. Any favorite jokes or other ideas of what I could put on the shirt? I can make the vinyl designs but I am stumped for content tonight!
Thanks!

 

[morrik5]

Corny but one thing said is "Hold the butter cause I'm on a roll"

 

[FtW Mike]

I am partial to He has says a cute toot and About a week back

 

[Maggie at the Fort]

Thanks for the suggestions! My son weighed in and wanted it to simply say Hoop Dee Doo. Since he is wearing it, I have to give in. My 1 year old doesn't get a vote though so hers is going to say "Little Sister" and have kissy lips ("Then I kissed her little sister and forgot my Clementine").

 

[FtW Mike]

And she looked Like FRANKENSTEIN !

 

[Nornster]

Do they have jokes specific to your home state? When we were there, I liked the joke about, "She came all the way from Virginia - just to get a little chicken in 'er!"

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Werent nuthin Maam, its what us legends do !

 

[FtW Mike]

Do they have jokes specific to your home state? When we were there, I liked the joke about, "She came all the way from Virginia - just to get a little chicken in 'er!"

Yes they do early in the show they walk through the audience and interacting with them

 

[peg110]

Yes they do early in the show they walk through the audience and interacting with them

The do in the late show too..... My memory is horrible though, so I don't remember the jokes. I guess it makes it that much better for the next time.

 

[Nornster]

Yes they do early in the show they walk through the audience and interacting with them

Yes, I was wondering if OP had heard a joke about her home state that she could use.

 

[Maggie at the Fort]

Yes, I was wondering if OP had heard a joke about her home state that she could use.

I love that idea. Don't remember hearing a SC one. We'll need to listen for one this trip!!