I can't just leave it at that for now, but I don't have the time to come up with anything worthwile to read.
So I'm going to prove it to you.
As I was soaking in a tub this mornng, and deciding " Heck with it, let's go!"
I started thinking about the tripl reports I've messed up.
And my heart soared thinking that, " Yes! I am good at something!"
Messing up trip reports, that is.
Kinda funny.
When I first started a year and a half ago,, I didn't think I was too bad writhing this stuff. No, I'm not sayin that it's good stuff now, but I went backk and read something from my first report.
The result was ,, I turned a lighter shade of pale reading something I wrote when wee first checked into WL, in '06.
Back then, I was desperate for posters and readers, and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Holy Cow, does it show!
Sorry I haven't been able to finish the call outs, we love you guys unconditionally, see you in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Captain Kirk and Mrs. Spock!
For the World is Hollow, yet I haven't touched the Sky
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Star date: May 13th, 2006, saturday, approximately 1:45 pm.
Captain's log: After an exhausting day exploring
Alpha Gamma Epcot, Ms Spock and I beamed down to a newly
colonized planet, Wilderness Lodge.
Our datum shows them to be receptive to travelers, but so far
our experiences with the locals has proven to be less than satisfactory.
After finally receiving fortification from the uncoordinated nutrition
dispenser, we headed over to the cement pond over by the Villas.
Communicators and tricorders off, we settled into a couple of reposing
chairs for a bit of R and R.
I did make note that this seems to be an impoverished area,
in that the female unit next to us was barely covered by a cloth that
only seemed to cover her reproductive organs.
It didn't take me long to think that something was amiss.
Most of these reposers were empty. Unlike where we just were.
"Miss Spock, what do you make of this?"
"Well Captain, ( yeah, right), this is highly peculiar that
the reposers here are empty, considering that the central hub
we just passed through is teaming with indigenous natives.
oh,
Huh?
As I contemplated this great wisdom, ( yeah, no ship sherlock) the
answer soon became apparent to me.
Within 3 minutes of settling in, I noticed this alien life form buzzing around my ear.
Which was followed by another by my left ear.
Of course I leapt up, and began swatting at anything that moved.
Ms Spock raised her eyebrows and looked at me quizzically.
At first they looked like wasps.
NO, I'm not talking white anglo saxon protestants, those are scary enough
I mean bee type wasps.
Within seconds, I calm down, realize they are not hurting me.
Ms Spock is another story.
She is now jumping up and down, waving the towel, throwing her hard earned drink in the air, and, I believe, swearing in Vulcan.
God, she looks attractive.
As Ms Spock is screaming and diving head first inot the water, I converse with a native and discover that these creatures are harmless, they look
like wasps because the male attatches itself to the female and they fly
around that way, together.
They don't bite, sting, or do anything but annoy you by landing on you.
The biological and scientific name for these creatures
is called " Love Bugs."
When she emerged from the pool, I explained to Ms Spock...
These aerodynamic aliens mean us no harm, it's just what they do.
"Captain, might I remind you. That this planet is populated
with life forms unfamiliar to us, and that we, are the aliens,
not them."
Ah!, communicator out.
"Nebo to Enterprise, Ms Spock to beam up please."
"Nebo out."
Ok, I woulda cracked if I had to keep talking that way.
We put up with the love bugs as long as we could, can't help thinking why
weren't they at the French Quarter?
I had another mission to accomplish first, I had read somewhere,
on some site, you have to see the view from the roof.
And,,,, the site said you can do this any time, you don't have to be
a " flag family" in order to do this.
For those of you that don't know, a "flag family" is chosen by the WL
Prior to the next morning.
The whole chosen family gets to go up to the roof at 7: am and
raise a flag. Well, we tried to get up there. Nope.
Not a chance.
The concierge level one flight up kept stopping us. you need a special
key for those elevators.
Even talked to a couple cast members , unh unh.
NO roof for you.
So, we went back to our room and relaxed and got ready for our dinner at
Whispering Canyon, yeah, still have one table service left, good
till 12 that night.
Heading down to dinner that night, I think I've got all the bases covered.
Dinner at 7:30, a cocktail down by the pool bar, then watch Wishes,
from the Magic kingdom, followed the Electric Water Pageant.
All we have to do is get down to the beach for this.
Ok, how many of you Dis vets are laughing your asp off reading this
nonsense now.
For those of you who don't know, you'll have to wait till next installment,
probably tomorrow, I'm done, beam me up Scotty.
) ok that's why he and I can never put kidding aside... that's why we work... either you are joking... or ... romantic... or um... both
I'm only through the 2nd installment so I've got a bit of catching up to do 
Nebo, I noticed you are from Carpentersville! we are from Algonquin. I read your post about Ray Raynor or Bozo. I was on Bozo and got chosen to play a game back in the 70's!!! We are staying at POR this April, love that place!
