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Webster's Unabridged Dictionary
Yeah, that's how it started, times change, however.
NEBO'S Abridgeisout DIStionary
Ok, here we go, the dissers true guide to Disneyworld.
Yes, after many years of research, we are finally able to share with the masses, the special insider terms and phrases that we all hold so dear.
Like all reference books, this is not finite, so feel free to offer your own "specials" that would add to the list shown here.
I would like to thank,,,,
LexMelinda, for her encouragment to compile this list, plus her hard worked efforts in spellchekking and editting the final relults you will see.
Oh, did I just say that out loud? Never mind.
Ok, the names or initials you see next to a word or phrase are from the original source, as known to me, that first said it. Yes, folks will be left out, and half of it will be wrong, but I can only go by what I have read, and more importantly,, what I remember.
This DIStionary is arranged in chronological order. (meaning the order that they popped into my head as I was writing them.)
1. Disney's Magical Depress: Disney's airport conveyance system that begins with cartoons and much laughter, and ends with many tears and gnashing of the teeth.
2. Morlocks: Hidden cast members that monitor the rides and suddenly appear through hidden portals to take n'er do wells to their doom.
3. Wonders of Death: Pavillion in Epcot that requires employees to seek new employment due to outmoded Body Wars ride, but leaves the park gem, Cranium Command, in Limbo.
4. Jungle Snooze: Boat ride with title results occuring when the skipper is either, 1. shy, 2. a low talker, and 3. script forgetfull.
5. Drop and Roll: (la la), Physical maneuver required when entering the Animal Kingdom Lodge and a bright and sunny day. Used to safely discover check in counter.
6. Primevil Hurl: (lexmelinda) Ride in Ak that,,,,, nuff said.
7. Cost Member: Employee who either works at a monorail resort or in a fancy souveneir shop in World showcase.
8. Casserole of Progress: What happens in a MK ride in December when it is 84 degrees out and they still have the heat on inside.
9. IASMW: For true Dissers only, Magic Kingdom ride cloned into World showcase's Mexican Pavillion that has undergone many name changes. From Rio de Tiempo, to 3 Bandolleros,, it remains to be : "It's a Small Mexican World."
10. Hall of Precedence: If you have to create a precedent on your trip, this is the place to do it.
11. Permagrin: (la la), Ridiculous smiley face tourists make when they just can't take this much fun in their lives.
12. Eviction Notice: Packet that a "cost member" will hang on your door the morning of departure clearly stating that you and your kind are no longer welcome here.
13.Good Movie Ride: Yeah, yeah, it's gettin a might old. The newest scene is from the movie Alien. "Update Will Robinson, Update!"
14. The Running of the Bulls: Fantasmic escape maneuver resulting in a downhill free-for-all designed to reduce the crowd level in the Parks on the following day. (original author unknown)
15. Poop de do Review: (kay7979), What happens when fried chicken and corn and beans collide at Fort Wilderness. ,,,,,,,,, and,,,,,,,
16. Poop de do do Rescue: What happens when traveling in a 5 mile per hour golf cart is suddenly almost rear ended by a Disney Motor Coach at said resort. (author's own experience). see, "Diane! Must go faster! First right,," , "I know!, I know!"
17. Guess Relations: Information kiosk for tourists that have nothing better to do then come in and try to figure out which employee is related to other employees working there. (yeah yeah, a stretch, but that's the way my mind works.) take it up with my edittor.
18. To ZZUB: (everybody), To vomit, upchuck, or generally spew all internal ingredients. Often incorrectly creditted with spewing into a fanny pack.
19. Lights, Motors, Thunderstorms: Disney Hollywood Studios stuntshow that the remaining half will never actually be performed due to the afternoon timing of the local thunderstorms in Florida. To this day no one knows what will happen in the show if the weather stays clear.
20. Conversation Station: Train ride destination to Rafiki's Planet Watch that results in complete boredom after petting a couple of stinky goats, and you end up sitting on a bench just talking with your fellow tourists.
21. Hidden Mickey: A true Disser nightmare with young'ns at Ak trying to find the correct path near Pocahantas that will lead them to a Mickey autograph signing.
22. Killdozer: Six foot housecleaner's cart that are manned by 5 foot housecleaners. Able to crush you at the back of an elevator if you remain quiet, or on any sudden turn you should make in the hallways without giving the secret word first. (send 2 dollars in a self addressed stamped envelope to receive secret word.) ,,,(again, author's own experience)
23. Missing: Space Chunks: Interactive ride where you the protagonist gets to fill in the gaps of the Missing: Space Chunks. Much easier to do if you do the spinning version. Also known as Mission: Spray
24. Interventions: Central Epcot pavillioin where family members unite against you to try and prevent you from signing up for the "Simply Segway" tour.
25. pause, time out,,,, is it hot in here or is it just me? Ok, to be honest, I had no idea this would go this far,,,, but now, in the words of Chevey Chase, it's become a quest. I will finish this, no matter what it takes....um, would somebody up there kindly turn my brain off ? SOON?
25. 7-10 minutes: Automatic response you will get from a cast member when asking the walking distance from any said point A, to said point B. i.e. Ranchos to food court,,,,,French Quarter to Ol'man Island,,,, Fifties section at Pop Century to Tokyo Disneyland.
26. Tree of Tears (lexmelinda), : Iconic landmark of Animal Kingdom that also houses the "Screamin' Kids Show", 3-D movie that will have all kids screaming as soon as "Hopper" shows up. The jab in the back is only in case some kids need a head start screaming. This movie has been highly acclaimed as a great birth control method for newleyweds, however. (by the way, kids with "Hopper" passes are not immune.)
27. Lastpass: A ticket you can get in the park for a hot ride that will give you a time period such as; 2:45 and 31 seconds, to, 3:45 and 31 seconds, in which to ride. Which you can then save until the end of the day, when the park is packed, and fastpasses are gone,,,,,,, and they will still honor! Makes a great parting park ride gift.
28. Depressions de France: Depressing French movie where all the actors just sneer at you (because your not French), and tell you how lucky you are that you are not standing like in the Canada or China movies!
29, StressfulMagic: Nightime MK Parade requireing a great deal of fortitude in staking out one's spot, and then PROTECTING IT!
30. Rose and Crud restaurant: (la la?) nuff said.
see also Rose and Cretaceous, "Long John's Fossils" , and, "Would you like Pteradactyls with that sir?"
31. Snorin' : What happens when this ride is viewed over ten times since it opened.
and now, a couple of your author's favorites:
32. NORDSTROM'S: Short, boring boat ride in NORWAY, resulting in an even more boring movie.
33. MONO-RAIL: Closed, airtight Disney conveyance system used to transport many infectious people at the maximum efficency capable of said craft. The crowded, congested quarters create a breeding ground for all occupants, therefore, the title.
Ok, I'm shot, done typing. No, I'm not going to go into the "lack of Imagination pavillioin" or what I wished would become " Honey, I shrunk the preshow" in same said pavillion.
There is, however, a couple more {egocentric} phrases I have used.
( ok, what the heck are those brackets, and how in the hell did I get them? Did I go Goth?
Yeah, these are phrases you won't see being used by others, but they hold a special place in my heart.
34. Grinding Nebo, the ride: What happens when I have to come into a dark ride after being in bright sunshine, and don't quite make it all the way into the car when I am told to "SIT".
35. Indiana Diana Stuntshow Spectacular: Yes, they renamed it after her after she showed up on stage more often the INDY did.
36. Fooling Nebo, the Moronical: Again, what happens when they keep changing the show time for the musical at Ak. JUST to throw off my schedule!
With that, I am done. Yes, I know I'm gonna hear some spit, sorry I could n't connect the right quotes all the time with the right people, I can only go by what stored up in that feeble brain I have. So, let me end it here now, with a line I always liked from a Tiggerbell trip report:::::
"And then the Castle blew up, and we all went home!"(Tiggerbell)
Yeah, that's how it started, times change, however.
NEBO'S Abridgeisout DIStionary
Ok, here we go, the dissers true guide to Disneyworld.
Yes, after many years of research, we are finally able to share with the masses, the special insider terms and phrases that we all hold so dear.
Like all reference books, this is not finite, so feel free to offer your own "specials" that would add to the list shown here.
I would like to thank,,,,
LexMelinda, for her encouragment to compile this list, plus her hard worked efforts in spellchekking and editting the final relults you will see.
Oh, did I just say that out loud? Never mind.
Ok, the names or initials you see next to a word or phrase are from the original source, as known to me, that first said it. Yes, folks will be left out, and half of it will be wrong, but I can only go by what I have read, and more importantly,, what I remember.
This DIStionary is arranged in chronological order. (meaning the order that they popped into my head as I was writing them.)
1. Disney's Magical Depress: Disney's airport conveyance system that begins with cartoons and much laughter, and ends with many tears and gnashing of the teeth.
2. Morlocks: Hidden cast members that monitor the rides and suddenly appear through hidden portals to take n'er do wells to their doom.
3. Wonders of Death: Pavillion in Epcot that requires employees to seek new employment due to outmoded Body Wars ride, but leaves the park gem, Cranium Command, in Limbo.
4. Jungle Snooze: Boat ride with title results occuring when the skipper is either, 1. shy, 2. a low talker, and 3. script forgetfull.
5. Drop and Roll: (la la), Physical maneuver required when entering the Animal Kingdom Lodge and a bright and sunny day. Used to safely discover check in counter.
6. Primevil Hurl: (lexmelinda) Ride in Ak that,,,,, nuff said.
7. Cost Member: Employee who either works at a monorail resort or in a fancy souveneir shop in World showcase.
8. Casserole of Progress: What happens in a MK ride in December when it is 84 degrees out and they still have the heat on inside.
9. IASMW: For true Dissers only, Magic Kingdom ride cloned into World showcase's Mexican Pavillion that has undergone many name changes. From Rio de Tiempo, to 3 Bandolleros,, it remains to be : "It's a Small Mexican World."
10. Hall of Precedence: If you have to create a precedent on your trip, this is the place to do it.
11. Permagrin: (la la), Ridiculous smiley face tourists make when they just can't take this much fun in their lives.
12. Eviction Notice: Packet that a "cost member" will hang on your door the morning of departure clearly stating that you and your kind are no longer welcome here.
13.Good Movie Ride: Yeah, yeah, it's gettin a might old. The newest scene is from the movie Alien. "Update Will Robinson, Update!"
14. The Running of the Bulls: Fantasmic escape maneuver resulting in a downhill free-for-all designed to reduce the crowd level in the Parks on the following day. (original author unknown)
15. Poop de do Review: (kay7979), What happens when fried chicken and corn and beans collide at Fort Wilderness. ,,,,,,,,, and,,,,,,,
16. Poop de do do Rescue: What happens when traveling in a 5 mile per hour golf cart is suddenly almost rear ended by a Disney Motor Coach at said resort. (author's own experience). see, "Diane! Must go faster! First right,," , "I know!, I know!"
17. Guess Relations: Information kiosk for tourists that have nothing better to do then come in and try to figure out which employee is related to other employees working there. (yeah yeah, a stretch, but that's the way my mind works.) take it up with my edittor.
18. To ZZUB: (everybody), To vomit, upchuck, or generally spew all internal ingredients. Often incorrectly creditted with spewing into a fanny pack.
19. Lights, Motors, Thunderstorms: Disney Hollywood Studios stuntshow that the remaining half will never actually be performed due to the afternoon timing of the local thunderstorms in Florida. To this day no one knows what will happen in the show if the weather stays clear.
20. Conversation Station: Train ride destination to Rafiki's Planet Watch that results in complete boredom after petting a couple of stinky goats, and you end up sitting on a bench just talking with your fellow tourists.
21. Hidden Mickey: A true Disser nightmare with young'ns at Ak trying to find the correct path near Pocahantas that will lead them to a Mickey autograph signing.
22. Killdozer: Six foot housecleaner's cart that are manned by 5 foot housecleaners. Able to crush you at the back of an elevator if you remain quiet, or on any sudden turn you should make in the hallways without giving the secret word first. (send 2 dollars in a self addressed stamped envelope to receive secret word.) ,,,(again, author's own experience)
23. Missing: Space Chunks: Interactive ride where you the protagonist gets to fill in the gaps of the Missing: Space Chunks. Much easier to do if you do the spinning version. Also known as Mission: Spray
24. Interventions: Central Epcot pavillioin where family members unite against you to try and prevent you from signing up for the "Simply Segway" tour.
25. pause, time out,,,, is it hot in here or is it just me? Ok, to be honest, I had no idea this would go this far,,,, but now, in the words of Chevey Chase, it's become a quest. I will finish this, no matter what it takes....um, would somebody up there kindly turn my brain off ? SOON?
25. 7-10 minutes: Automatic response you will get from a cast member when asking the walking distance from any said point A, to said point B. i.e. Ranchos to food court,,,,,French Quarter to Ol'man Island,,,, Fifties section at Pop Century to Tokyo Disneyland.
26. Tree of Tears (lexmelinda), : Iconic landmark of Animal Kingdom that also houses the "Screamin' Kids Show", 3-D movie that will have all kids screaming as soon as "Hopper" shows up. The jab in the back is only in case some kids need a head start screaming. This movie has been highly acclaimed as a great birth control method for newleyweds, however. (by the way, kids with "Hopper" passes are not immune.)
27. Lastpass: A ticket you can get in the park for a hot ride that will give you a time period such as; 2:45 and 31 seconds, to, 3:45 and 31 seconds, in which to ride. Which you can then save until the end of the day, when the park is packed, and fastpasses are gone,,,,,,, and they will still honor! Makes a great parting park ride gift.
28. Depressions de France: Depressing French movie where all the actors just sneer at you (because your not French), and tell you how lucky you are that you are not standing like in the Canada or China movies!
29, StressfulMagic: Nightime MK Parade requireing a great deal of fortitude in staking out one's spot, and then PROTECTING IT!
30. Rose and Crud restaurant: (la la?) nuff said.
see also Rose and Cretaceous, "Long John's Fossils" , and, "Would you like Pteradactyls with that sir?"
31. Snorin' : What happens when this ride is viewed over ten times since it opened.
and now, a couple of your author's favorites:
32. NORDSTROM'S: Short, boring boat ride in NORWAY, resulting in an even more boring movie.
33. MONO-RAIL: Closed, airtight Disney conveyance system used to transport many infectious people at the maximum efficency capable of said craft. The crowded, congested quarters create a breeding ground for all occupants, therefore, the title.
Ok, I'm shot, done typing. No, I'm not going to go into the "lack of Imagination pavillioin" or what I wished would become " Honey, I shrunk the preshow" in same said pavillion.
There is, however, a couple more {egocentric} phrases I have used.
( ok, what the heck are those brackets, and how in the hell did I get them? Did I go Goth?
Yeah, these are phrases you won't see being used by others, but they hold a special place in my heart.
34. Grinding Nebo, the ride: What happens when I have to come into a dark ride after being in bright sunshine, and don't quite make it all the way into the car when I am told to "SIT".
35. Indiana Diana Stuntshow Spectacular: Yes, they renamed it after her after she showed up on stage more often the INDY did.
36. Fooling Nebo, the Moronical: Again, what happens when they keep changing the show time for the musical at Ak. JUST to throw off my schedule!
With that, I am done. Yes, I know I'm gonna hear some spit, sorry I could n't connect the right quotes all the time with the right people, I can only go by what stored up in that feeble brain I have. So, let me end it here now, with a line I always liked from a Tiggerbell trip report:::::
"And then the Castle blew up, and we all went home!"(Tiggerbell)
That was too funny, Nebo! I had to chuckle at being reminded of the Hoop de doo doo Rescue. (I laughed till I cried the first time!)
