Ellester
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I got this from another board I'm on. Thought you all would enjoy it too!
The Freedom You'd Have If You Sent Your Kids To School
By Barbara Frank
You homeschool your kids? You must be a saint. Think
of the freedom you'd have if you sent your kids to school.
You'd be free to get up at 6 am to drag them out of
their warm beds, so they can
get ready to go out into the cold to wait for the bus.
You'd be free to mediate the fighting over the
bathroom ("No fair! I have to leave first! Make her get out!").
You'd be free......to make sure each one takes the right lunch.
...to figure out who left their lunch on the counter.
...to send the right permission slips with the right child.
...to make sure each one has the right books in the
right backpack.
And if there's no bus for your neighborhood, you'd be
free to drive the kids to school, along with someone's
else's kids, if you carpool....
Which would leave you free to sit in their driveway
honking the horn, shivering and waiting, while your
kids fight in the back seat because no one wants to sit
next to the kid you're waiting for.
Of course, if you sent your kids to school, now your
real freedom would begin,
because once the kids are actually in the school
building, you'd be free to do
what you wanted for an entire six hours:
To clean the whole house all on your own, with no help
from the kids.
To watch "Regis and Kelly" or "The View" (didn't you
love the time the ladies on "The View" interviewed
that famous actor, and to impress them he pulled off
their shoes and juggled them? What a great show....).
To go shopping, though you can't buy the kids clothes
unless they're with,
because you don't know what's "in", and they can't
wear anything to school that's not "in".
But still, you'd have the freedom to do what you want,
uninterrupted. ....
Except, of course, for when the phone rings, and you
answer it in case
it's the school nurse calling to say one of your kids
got sick at school....(but of course it's a siding salesperson) .
Or when you need to run back to school at 11 am
because you're one of the Volunteer Computer Moms
(at a school which is already costing you $3000 a year in property
taxes),
or you're a Field Trip Chaperone, or a Library Mom, or
a Room Mom, or an Art Mom, or a Lunchroom Mom.
But still, you'd have freedom for a little while,
until it's time to meet the bus or pick up the kids.
Then you'd have to make them all sit down and do
homework (even though you feel like a meanie because
they just spent all day at school),
And listen to them fight because they're overtired and
cranky,
And comfort the one who's crying because "I still
don't get what I'm supposed to do!", and you're not
much help because you don't see
the point of the assignment, either,
And rush them through dinner, because it's almost time
to take one to soccer
practice, and another to gymnastics, or to Scouts, or to dance class.
And by the time you drop off the last one, the first
one will be ready to be picked up, and so you
retrace your route, and then head home, where everyone collapses... .
For a few minutes, but then it's time to make them
finish the unfinished homework, and take their baths, and lay out the
clothes for tomorrow, and get to bed on time, so they won't give you so
much
trouble about waking them up at 6 am and dragging them
out of their warm beds, so they can get ready to go out into
the cold to wait for the bus......
Homeschool your kids? You must be a saint.
Think of the freedom you'd have if
you sent your kids to school.
The Freedom You'd Have If You Sent Your Kids To School
By Barbara Frank
You homeschool your kids? You must be a saint. Think
of the freedom you'd have if you sent your kids to school.
You'd be free to get up at 6 am to drag them out of
their warm beds, so they can
get ready to go out into the cold to wait for the bus.
You'd be free to mediate the fighting over the
bathroom ("No fair! I have to leave first! Make her get out!").
You'd be free......to make sure each one takes the right lunch.
...to figure out who left their lunch on the counter.
...to send the right permission slips with the right child.
...to make sure each one has the right books in the
right backpack.
And if there's no bus for your neighborhood, you'd be
free to drive the kids to school, along with someone's
else's kids, if you carpool....
Which would leave you free to sit in their driveway
honking the horn, shivering and waiting, while your
kids fight in the back seat because no one wants to sit
next to the kid you're waiting for.
Of course, if you sent your kids to school, now your
real freedom would begin,
because once the kids are actually in the school
building, you'd be free to do
what you wanted for an entire six hours:
To clean the whole house all on your own, with no help
from the kids.
To watch "Regis and Kelly" or "The View" (didn't you
love the time the ladies on "The View" interviewed
that famous actor, and to impress them he pulled off
their shoes and juggled them? What a great show....).
To go shopping, though you can't buy the kids clothes
unless they're with,
because you don't know what's "in", and they can't
wear anything to school that's not "in".
But still, you'd have the freedom to do what you want,
uninterrupted. ....
Except, of course, for when the phone rings, and you
answer it in case
it's the school nurse calling to say one of your kids
got sick at school....(but of course it's a siding salesperson) .
Or when you need to run back to school at 11 am
because you're one of the Volunteer Computer Moms
(at a school which is already costing you $3000 a year in property
taxes),
or you're a Field Trip Chaperone, or a Library Mom, or
a Room Mom, or an Art Mom, or a Lunchroom Mom.
But still, you'd have freedom for a little while,
until it's time to meet the bus or pick up the kids.
Then you'd have to make them all sit down and do
homework (even though you feel like a meanie because
they just spent all day at school),
And listen to them fight because they're overtired and
cranky,
And comfort the one who's crying because "I still
don't get what I'm supposed to do!", and you're not
much help because you don't see
the point of the assignment, either,
And rush them through dinner, because it's almost time
to take one to soccer
practice, and another to gymnastics, or to Scouts, or to dance class.
And by the time you drop off the last one, the first
one will be ready to be picked up, and so you
retrace your route, and then head home, where everyone collapses... .
For a few minutes, but then it's time to make them
finish the unfinished homework, and take their baths, and lay out the
clothes for tomorrow, and get to bed on time, so they won't give you so
much
trouble about waking them up at 6 am and dragging them
out of their warm beds, so they can get ready to go out into
the cold to wait for the bus......
Homeschool your kids? You must be a saint.
Think of the freedom you'd have if
you sent your kids to school.


My SIL is just overwhelmed at the idea of homeschooling but I am overwhelmed at the idea of all of her coming and going and business of her schedule. But you know what? We are both happy with what we are doing and that is GREAT. I think also that if you take the many many hours it would involve to read this thread you would know that the tone of that post was somewhat tongue in cheek. We are a pretty positive group around here and while obviously we have all made the choice to take our kids out of the traditional school system, it is not because we are all totally negative about other choices. I know, having read many of Ellester's posts that to an extent she was being funny. Also, know that while parent's who make traditionally schooling choices for their kids just about never get any flak for it, homeschoolers are constantly questioned and doubted and face quite a bit of derision for our choice. Sometimes it is just funny to laugh at the other side of it all.
It's also so much nicer getting to the skating rink at 8:30 instead of 6:30 and having the ice almost to herself!!!! She still talked to her girlfriends from ps and the skating rink on the phone everynight. She still played with her "boyfriend" down the street and I didn't have to hear about the fight she had with her father over homework
. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship .......
Really enjoying this thread!
And some poor teacher would go nuts teaching them spelling. At that point it is a favor to the school system!