Homeless Dis'ers set sail *sound* on some posts

[edcrbnsoul]

Thanks ladies I'm off tomorrow morning at 10am be in sunny FL at 1pm

 

[ilovepcot]

Again, relax everyone! Yes, the ship is a different color.....was painted while we slept.....and yes, coral was my choice! It's my favorite!!! And that irritating noise that woke us was the sound of numbers and letters being scraped from ship. I didn't like 'em! We'll get a new set along with a new name. How does "THE EDWINA" sound to all of you? It's to honor our captain. Now, I'll caution you to avoid panic: Be on board no later than 6:45 p.m. Tell no one of this evening's departure!The ship will temporarily sail into a side port, perhaps only over night. Then, we'll resume sailing with a new crew that has plotted a very exciting course for us. Be thinking of new names you'd all like to be called ....I've chosen "Nikki". See you at din-din!


And ED.....it's HOT down here! You're gonna burn up! I hope this vacation is everything you and your family have dreamed of and more! My cousin, a Disney CM, wouldn't assist me in putting frozen marbles in your bed. I WANTED TO!!!!!

 

[castlegazer]

Ummm, OK. Eeeeedddddd Hurry back! Remember, we have GPS on the ship so you can find out where Ilovepcot has taken us to.

Have a great time, and you may want to travel under an alias too as it looks to me like you may have some trouble coming your way.

 

[castlegazer]

The ship does look a little bit coral now

At least its a muted coral color, right - or did I look prior to the change?

I have just been sitting on deck today as I don't like humidity very much but I keep getting these flakes of black paint in my Pina Colada.

What flag are we now flying under. I once sailed on a ship registered in Luxemburg - I thought that was a little silly.

 

[ilovepcot]

Flag??? There is no flag because we're no longer registered! Why trouble yourself with these silly little details? I'm not worried and you shouldn't be either! I've got everything under control. And no.....that's NOT the ship's new color. It's a bright flaming coral that will announce our arrival into every port we sail! What can I say....I have eclectic taste!

 

[suzannen]

Okay, I've cut and colored my hair and picked up a new pair of sunglasses so I can try to be incognito when the Feds finally show up - and we KNOW they'll show up.

I believe my new name will be Zsa Zsa (as in Gabor) so I can say "Dahhhhling" all the time.

Now, ilovepcot, just want to make sure, when you "changed over" the crew - does that include our masseuse, bartender and manicurist??

 

[ilovepcot]

suzannen (Zsa Zsa).......Happy to tell you all crew who perform those wonderful personal services remain! Only the crew who maintain and sail the ship are new. By the way, they're friends of Carlos! That's a good thing......right???

 

[IloveDMB]

Hi all!

Just dropping in to say hello and wish Ed a Happy Anniversary!

Tomorrow is finally graduation, I can't believe it, we are going to Atlantic City to celebrate!

 

[meandtheguys]

bumping for TeaPlease.

 

[castlegazer]

Ilove DMB, congrats on your Graduation!

I would say that the next stop of the ship is for you but Ilovepcot has us all at her mercy so you will have to see her to get the boat to stop.

We have struck up the band in your honor and are going to have a party - too bad you're off gambling!


OK, so I am now Tina Bo Bina. I'm sorry I have been absent for so long, you have no idea what problems ensue when trying to get, shall we say, a "new" passport.

Ilovepcot, speaking of that, where are we and when are we going to stop? This black paint on the windows is giving me cabin fever.

 

[ilovepcot]

Ummm, well.....you know me. I have NO IDEA where we are. But hey, don't worry. Carlos will be boarding soon (landing via chopper) and I'm certain he has things under control.



IloveDMB..... Hooray......you did it!!!! What a happy day for you!!!! Wish we could all come along to Atlantic City to help you celebrate! We'll be thinking of you!

 

[castlegazer]

Can you at least have the black paint removed from the windows so I can get my GPS working! Or have you had a workman take some of its cogs out rolleyes: that's about as techinical as I get).

Hey, I hear the rotors of the helicopter now........ wait, is that Carlos or................

 

[goofy4tink]

You guys are sorta hijacking the boat, don't you think? I'm not sure ed would like this......oohhh, he's gonna be sooooo maaad. And then he's gonna yell at us. Oooohhhhh.

Okay, I'm over it. Love the name Edwina. Good choice. I think, in honor of ed, I will call myself edith!! So, where are the massage boys? And what special beverages do we have lined up ladies??

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Originally posted by goofy4tink
So, where are the massage boys?

I was told it was a BYOB (bring your own boy) cruise so I wrangled up a boy for my ownself I suggest you all do the same, since I do not like to share boys.

And IloveDMB Congrats on the graduation..Way to GO!!

See ya all on the SS Edwina in a few.

 

[ilovepcot]

There's black paint on the windows? Hmmm.....not really sure just what's going on. You know, I pointed out that since taking up with Carlos my life has been steadily going downhill.....jailed 3 times! And now, all this confusion I'm experiencing! You suppose it could have anything to do with the "little red pills" he's been giving me everyday??? He said they were to, ah.....make me feel, you know....."relaxed". I have a terrible feeling that Carlos and his friends planned on a takeover of this ship and used me to do it! They just had to wait for ED to leave on vacation. Yes, TINK.....ED's gonna be MAD!!! So glad you're back, by the way! Fortunately, Carlos didn't return as planned! That gives me time to clear my head and figure out a course of action.

MOM.....that hunk is the spitting image of ED! Bet he'll help us figure out how to keep our ship! Let me talk with him!!!

 

[suzannen]

Okay, now I'm really getting suspicious. Carlos locked me in closet when I asked where we were heading and who were some of those mysterious men he brought on board. I've been banging on the door for days with no one hearing me! Luckily, MOMTOMOOTOO's "boy" has excellent ears as well as everything else and he saved me!

So now Carlos is missing, we have blacked out windows, no itinerary...yup, Ed's going to be pretty mad when he gets back. (Except for IloveDMB since she's a recent graduate, so she gets a one-time pass).

No I'm going to find meandtheguys - I could really use a nice relaxing cup of tea with scones.

 

[castlegazer]

castlegazer opens her eyes to find a slit of light pouring in from the ceiling but no other light. Rubs her head to only find a huge bump on the back. Remembers the last thing she saw: the helicopter landing with men looking like MOM's masseuse streaming out of it all in black.

MMMMmmmmmmm......hmmmmmmphhhhmmmmmrrrrr......tap, tap, tap, bump, bump, buuuuuummmmmppppppp

mmmsmmmoooowwwwbbbbmmmmoooooooddddyyyyyy rrrrggmmmeetttt mmmmmmm ooooouuuuut mmmrppphhhhooooof mmmmrrheeeeehhhhe!!!!!!!!

 

[ilovepcot]

HELP!!! HELP!!!! Anybody......please, HELP ME!!!!!! I'm down here under the galley area. Call for help. Carlos and his men are taking over this ship!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

ilovepcot,castlegazer,suzannen--I can hear all of you but I don't know where I am. Its all dark in here and the lst thing I remember was my "boy" telling me he was going for help. Its been days and I need a cupa kona. help us somebody, ed come home we need you

 

[goofy4tink]

Yikes....I'm calling for help. Hey, get your grimey mitts off me!!! Hey, what the ............