Sorry this is a bit long but is true for all Cub fans....
A Chicagoan dies and is sent to hell. He had been a horrible man
> >throughout life and even the devil wanted to punish him, so he puts him
> >to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he
> >cranks up the temperature and the humidity. "Love my kingdom!" laughs
> >the devil.
> >
> >After a couple of days the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is
> >suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as he looks at the Chicagoan
> >happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks
> >up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way
> >up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"
> >
> >The Chicagoan, smiling big, looks at the devil and replies, "This is
> >great! It reminds me of August in Chicago. Hot, humid, a good place to
> >work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
> >
> >The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Chicagoan's
> >remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down driving rain
> >and torrential wind. Soon, hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up
> >to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the Chicagoan is happily
> >slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
> >Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
> >
> >The Chicagoan replies, "This is great! Just like April in Chicago. It
> >reminds me of working out in the fields with spring planting!"
> >
> >The devil is now completely baffled. Angry and desperate to make hell
> >really hell, he tries one last ditch effort. He makes the temperature
> >plummet. Suddenly hell is blanketed in snow and ice.
> >Confident that this will surely make the Chicagoan unhappy, the devil
> >checks in on the Chicagoan. He is aghast at what he sees. The Chicagoan
> >is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in
> >glee. "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?"
> >screams the devil.
> >
> >Jumping up and down the Chicagoan throws a snowball at the devil and
> >yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the CUBS have won the World
> >Series!!!
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