Here is a fun one (an oldie)/What is your REAL name? (inspired--Blondie & dancergirl)

[Dan Murphy]

Well, sort of indirectly inspired by Blondie (you are inspirational, Blondie ) She asked the other day about looking back for your first post that is still on the boards.

When I searched, I found my earliest one still on these boards went back to August of 2000 (many before that are gone forever I guess). It was a post I had made on the Teen board while goofing around with the kids (nice bunch of kids they are BTW) and the OP was dancergirl (Jenn). Jenn had posted this fun thing from a kid's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. In the book, it says that the evil Professor forced everybody to take on new names, using the Name Change-O-Chart 2000.

Here is the exercise, have fun, and thanks Jenn, I recall lots of laughs with that one back then, both on the Teen board and the CB, and I think the CB is in a fairly good laughing mood of late.....

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name.....

a : stinky
b : lumpy
c : buttercup
d : gidget
e : crusty
f : greasy
g : fluffy
h : cheeseball
i : chim-chim
j : poopsie
k : flunky
l : booger
m : pinky
n : zippy
o : goober
p : doofus
q : slimy
r : loopy
s : snotty
t : falafel
u : dorkey
v : squeezit
w : oprah
x : skipper
y : dinky
z : zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name.....

a : diaper
b : toilet
c : giggle
d : bubble
e : girdle
f : barf
g : lizard
h : waffle
i : cootie
j : monkey
k : potty
l : liver
m : banana
n : rhino
o : burger
p : hamster
q : toad
r : gizzard
s : pizza
t : gerbil
u : chicken
v : pickle
w : chuckle
x :tofu
y : gorilla
z : stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name.....

a : head
b : mouth
c : face
d : nose
e : tush
f : breath
g : pants
h : shorts
i : lips
j : honker
k : butt
l : brain
m : tushie
n : chunks
o : hiney
p : biscuits
q : toes
r : buns
s : fanny
t : sniffer
u : sprinkles
v : kisser
w : squirt
x : humperdinck
y : brains
z : juice

As an example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts, John Kerry is Poopsie Pottybrains. Hmmmmm, are they both into bathroom humor now??

BTW, I am Gidget Bananabrains

Again, thanks, Jenn, for the original posts on this, years back, and Blondie, for reminding me of it. Have fun, let's see how many silly names we can come up with here. :thewave:

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[julie_yet]

I remember this. I'm Poopsie Gerbil-Buns.

 

[kild]

Snotty Bananatushie

 

[Serena]

Booger Gorillabutt.

 

[Figment22]

EEEEW! I'm Booger Diaper Tush

My son just loves the Captain Underpants series.

 

[always quiet]

I am Buttercup Diaperlips!!

 

[chell]

Loopy HamsterTush

 

[tiggersmom2]

Booger Waffle - brain Gross!!!!

 

[dizneenut]

Snotty Gigglefanny!

 

[Jolie C]

Poopsie Gigglesniffer

 

[NHAnn]

Hi my name is Stinky Barfbrain!!!
Please meet the love of my love, Poopsie (middle name Booger) Barfbrain.
and my DD, Pinky Pottybrains.

And guess what, DS Poopsie (middle name Buns) Barfbrain and DIL Lumpy Barfbrain must love me sooooooo much, because they named my Grandson after me!!! SO, we're taking them to WDW, along with little grandaughter Gidget Barfbrain!

what a riot

 

[Stimpy]

Flunky Waffle Brains

 

[mum4jenn]

I am Snotty Waffle Fanny!! now...if I can only find that celulite cream

 

[rasnlms]

Hi from Booger Pizza Tush

 

[pkasbohm]

hi, I am Doofus Pottytushie!!!


This is so funny, Thanks Dan!!!!!

Pam

 

[Wish Upon A Star]

Hello . . .My name is:

Gidget Giggle Tush

 

[TalkisCheap]

they've got this going on the TB too...that's why I know mine...and love it!!


Buttercup Monkeychunks....isn't that hott??


Maybe Gwenyth used some game like this to name her child...??!!

 

[4greatboys]

My new name is Gidget Pizzabutt

 

[FroggyinArk]

Poopsie Bananatush Cannot believe we are spending our saturday doing this..lol

 

[Mom2Em]

Poopsi Hamsterbrains... checking in...