Help needed immediately!! Wwyd????

[jen0610]

I like the cut of your jib. BUT, you appear to have children. Like Victoria and Albert's, our compound is adults only. Unless of course, they're a crack shot.

But see, if she starts right now, the kids can be trained to reload all the gun mags. YOU don't want to have to stop picking 'em off to reload mags, you want freshly loaded mags handed to you as you yell, I'm out!!

DD12 knows her job. She's pretty good at the .223's and .22's. She can't get a full 15/18 mag loaded on the 9 mils or .45's, but they are usually only 1 or 2 short of a full mag.

Plus having a few kids around that can be used as bait if the adults need a distraction to get away. You know, just in case they break thru the front defenses and you have to retreat out the back.

 

[Katieinwonderland]

I'd send DH out in his tighty whiteys, holding the cats' litter tray and the lasagna I attempted to make last night. I'm sure the combination of the three would mean zombies would never dare come near our neighborhood again...

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

just play Michael jacksons "thriller" on loudspeakers on a continous loop..

they will all just go into a dance and keep dancing.

 

[jen0610]

Well my son sure is (with a baseball...does that count)? The girls would have to be involved in the front-line hand-to-hand combat if it should come to that. You have no idea what a well-placed kick from an Irish Dance Hard shoe can do!

DS and DD both prefer the frying pans in Left for Dead2. They make a lovely "bong" sound every time you whack a zombie. The bat is just a "thud", it just doesn't give you the same giddy feeling of whacking the crap outta of them.

And I will agree, never over look the strength a dancer can put into a well placed kick. Them are some very deceptive, finely toned legs those dancers have.

 

[S. C.]

I'd hurry up and go take my meds!

 

[Jennasis]

But see, if she starts right now, the kids can be trained to reload all the gun mags. YOU don't want to have to stop picking 'em off to reload mags, you want freshly loaded mags handed to you as you yell, I'm out!!

DD12 knows her job. She's pretty good at the .223's and .22's. She can't get a full 15/18 mag loaded on the 9 mils or .45's, but they are usually only 1 or 2 short of a full mag.

Plus having a few kids around that can be used as bait if the adults need a distraction to get away. You know, just in case they break thru the front defenses and you have to retreat out the back.

I like the cut of YOUR jib even more.

 

[sunnyday123]

Do I have to RSVP? And will you be expecting a Thank You card afterward? (I promise to Thank you in person)...I can bring my own stethoscope (so we can listen to people's hearts if necessary, like pre-admission testing, to make sure they aren't zombie converts).

Can I not RSVP and just show up? Or will I automatically be zombie-bait because I didn't RSVP?

 

[~disneydiva~]

Start dancing to Thriller.

 

[laughinplace199]

I would politely explain to them that since they did not RSVP that they were coming, I am not prepared for their arrival.

Then I'd pack my bags as fast as I could and head for WDW. Everybody knows zombies can't get you in the happiest place on earth!

 

[Inigo]

But see, if she starts right now, the kids can be trained to reload all the gun mags. YOU don't want to have to stop picking 'em off to reload mags, you want freshly loaded mags handed to you as you yell, I'm out!!

DD12 knows her job. She's pretty good at the .223's and .22's. She can't get a full 15/18 mag loaded on the 9 mils or .45's, but they are usually only 1 or 2 short of a full mag.

Speedloaders are your friends in a zombie attack. They sure save my thumbs when I'm preparing for zombies!

 

[diznygirl]

Placing my cats' litterbox by the door would keep away even the deadest of the undead.

Put the cat poo on the doormat - it works better that way.

 

[ginna74]

would get my camera and hurry up and put it on facebook then zap them with my zombie zapper (I told ya I would use it), wait!!!! would blindfold daughter first as she would find a reason to keep them alive er dead (she has a zombie thing grrrrr)

 

[3doodlebugsmom]

I have no idea, but my DS9 asked me the exact same question tonight!
Weird!!

 

[PatriciaH]

1. "Cardio"
2. "Double tap"
3. "Beware of bathrooms"
4. "Wear seatbelts"
6. "Cast iron skillet"
7. "Travel light"
8. "Get a kickass partner"
12. "Bounty paper towels"
15. "Bowling Ball"
17. "(Don't) be a hero"
18. "Limber up"
21. "Avoid strip clubs"
22. "When in doubt, know your way out"
29. "The buddy system"
31. "Check the back seat"
32. "Enjoy the little things"
33. "Swiss army knife"

 

[MK2thcleaner]

I would hope that the highly trained Miss Bennett's would be making a quick return from their recent game of "Kiss Me Deer" and would be traveling with Mr. Darcy. We'd all be safe then! (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies....it's hilarious!)

Alternately, I'd gather all my food, weapons, electronics, batteries and hide in the attic. I only have to wait 28 days. It'll make for a nice vacation.

 

[Lassie Lynne]

Shine my big, huge mega-watt flashlight in their face, while they shrink from the light (we all know zombies only attack in the dark).

If not, I better put on a white glove and hope I can do some Michael Jackson moves!

 

[nmmom95]

I'm not worried about zombies, my son plays enough Halo 3 to save the world.

 

[The Mystery Machine]

I would hope that the highly trained Miss Bennett's would be making a quick return from their recent game of "Kiss Me Deer" and would be traveling with Mr. Darcy. We'd all be safe then! (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies....it's hilarious!)

Alternately, I'd gather all my food, weapons, electronics, batteries and hide in the attic. I only have to wait 28 days. It'll make for a nice vacation.

I own that.

I was in the store yesterday and I saw Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

 

[taximomfor4]

Put the cat poo on the doormat - it works better that way.

Unless zombies are into cat poo, in which case you should put it on the NEIGHBORS' doormat.