Help needed immediately!! Wwyd????

[mrsv98]

Let Homer Simpson answer the door...

 

[monkeybug]

I'd tell them "Sorry! but you have to have ADR's to get into this restaurant. Try back in 180 days."

 

[monkeybug]

We would run out the back door and jump in the neighbors pool. Everyone knows that Zombies can't swim

Yeah... but that's pool hopping. I don't think that's right! Even when your under Zombie attack. If every one jumped into your neighbors pool just because they wanted to be safe from the brain sucking undead, then where does that leave your poor neighbors? Probably with out a lounge chair or a clean towel that's where! Sheesh...

 

[elgerber]

Yeah... but that's pool hopping. I don't think that's right! Even when your under Zombie attack. If every one jumped into your neighbors pool just because they wanted to be safe from brain the brain sucking undead, then where does that leave your poor neighbors? Probably with out a lounge chair or a clean towel that's where! Sheesh...

What a fun start to my day!!!

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

I'd pinch myself so I would wake up, then I would reconsider ever having whatever I ate for dinner that night again...

 

[Robinrs]

Let Homer Simpson answer the door...

Or Consuela from Family Guy...

 

[Pakey]

I would answer the door holding my two hairless dogs who are so ugly that they'd even scare zombies away.

 

[LunchladyDoris]

I would pretend to be a zombie too. But then again, the zombies would tap on my head, shove me away and would walk away yelling again "Brains, brains"

 

[Smileybug]

I immediately go get the crowbar and axe gather supplies get in our 4 wheel drive truck and get out of the house.

Look up gunstores & bring the phone book. Phone books are priceless when Zombies attack.

Run to WalMart loot the guns and supplies. Then head to the gunstore and loot.

After that figure out where I am going to build my zombie compound.

Phone books are indeed priceless if Zombies attack. While taking defensive measures you might run out of toilet paper.

 

[RunDanceSkate]

Yeah... but that's pool hopping. I don't think that's right! Even when your under Zombie attack. If every one jumped into your neighbors pool just because they wanted to be safe from the brain sucking undead, then where does that leave your poor neighbors? Probably with out a lounge chair or a clean towel that's where! Sheesh...

Well obviously the neighbors would come out to yell at me, and the zombie's would suck their brains, at which point I then become the owner of the pool. It was in the fine print when I bought the house.

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Duh, you have to shoot them before they bite you and turn you into a Zombie! I thought everyone knew that!

If they bite someone you have to take that person back to the orange VW van and turn them back into humans again. But only kids can do that, the grown ups are all zombie prey.


UGH, I used to have that recurring dream every night for years and years. I guess I'll start having it again, thanks OP.

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

OHHHHH or you can challenge them to a Zombie dance and Zombie prom and as we boogie down they lose their limbs and are shamed into leaving.





I watch way to much Wizards of Waverly Place......

 

[Kies99]

I would barricade my door and then post a WWYD thread here!

DING! DING! DING! DING!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!



Keep 'em coming! You guys are really making my day with all the responses!! I'm laughing by backside off here!!

 

[Jennasis]

I tell DH all the time that we are the ONLY ones prepared for the Zombie Apocolypse. And here's why:

1. Our home is ideally situated for fending off the brain-eating hoardes. Up on a hill, surrounded by open space. You can see 'em coming and pick 'em off from a mile away.

2. We are armed....VERY well armed.

3. DH is a licensed ham radio operator and has a very impressive rig. This way we can get in touch with the rest of the survivors and organize.

So...in conclusion, when the zombie apocolypse comes, we will be accepting applications for admittance into our well fortified, well stocked, compound. Those with farming skills or medical training given preferential treatment.

 

[taximomfor4]

So...in conclusion, when the zombie apocolypse comes, we will be accepting applications for admittance into our well fortified, well stocked, compound. Those with farming skills or medical training given preferential treatment.

Do I have to RSVP? And will you be expecting a Thank You card afterward? (I promise to Thank you in person)...I can bring my own stethoscope (so we can listen to people's hearts if necessary, like pre-admission testing, to make sure they aren't zombie converts).

 

[Jennasis]

Do I have to RSVP? And will you be expecting a Thank You card afterward? (I promise to Thank you in person)...I can bring my own stethoscope (so we can listen to people's hearts if necessary, like pre-admission testing, to make sure they aren't zombie converts).

I like the cut of your jib. BUT, you appear to have children. Like Victoria and Albert's, our compound is adults only. Unless of course, they're a crack shot.

 

[taximomfor4]

I like the cut of your jib. BUT, you appear to have children. Like Victoria and Albert's, our compound is adults only. Unless of course, they're a crack shot.

Well my son sure is (with a baseball...does that count)? The girls would have to be involved in the front-line hand-to-hand combat if it should come to that. You have no idea what a well-placed kick from an Irish Dance Hard shoe can do!

 

[java]

Well I would use the sunflowers to give me energy to create an arsenal of attacking foliage

a la

 

[lovesmurfs]

Invite them in. The're likely my inlaws....

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

zombies make very good drinks..invite them in and let them be the bartenders for a party.