Help needed immediately!! Wwyd????

Kies99

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WWYD if zombies were beating at your door trying to eat you and your family?!?!?!? :scared1:


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Pull out my handy dandy copy of the Zombie Survival Guide and start refreshing my memory pronto.

Good luck!
 

Feed them the largest members first and hope that filled them up?
 
I immediately go get the crowbar and axe gather supplies get in our 4 wheel drive truck and get out of the house.

Look up gunstores & bring the phone book. Phone books are priceless when Zombies attack.

Run to WalMart loot the guns and supplies. Then head to the gunstore and loot.

After that figure out where I am going to build my zombie compound.
 
Duh, you have to shoot them before they bite you and turn you into a Zombie! I thought everyone knew that!:laughing:
 
Placing my cats' litterbox by the door would keep away even the deadest of the undead.:scared::cat::cat::cat::cat:
 
We would run out the back door and jump in the neighbors pool. Everyone knows that Zombies can't swim
 
Tell them Halloween was 4 months ago and you are out of candy.
 
I would barricade my door and then post a WWYD thread here! :rotfl:
 
Oh I know!!! I would ask to borrow that deadly, very threatening Harry Potter wand that one of the disers kids brought to school!
Wands are scary. And apparently very dangerous. Scary and dangerous sound like a good combo when dealing with a zombie attack! And I'd grab a phone book. For good measure.
One can never be too careful.
 
I would tell them they all can share the leftover meatloaf my ds refuses to eat. Hmm, does my ds know something that the zombies might not?
 
Heck, all they want to do is eat your brain. They're not unreasonable! (That's from a song my DD plays once in a while!)

I would pull the blinds and grab my copy of "Shaun of the Dead" to figure out what to do. I'd watch it while sitting on the coach with a machete and a gun. Oh no, I don't have a machete!!!
 
:laughing:I don't remember the last time I had a laugh like this.... :rotfl2::lmao: thanks!!!!!
 
Go into my sons room and get this book out.

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Go into the den, unlock closet and get out this baby.

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Give this to DD12, as she is wicked good with the machete in Left for Dead2.

Grab all my frying pans, as DS15 is even better at wacking the crap out the zombies in Left for Dead2.

DH can have his AR's and I am taking his shot gun.

And family and friends all know, if they can fight their way to our house and bring plenty of ammo with them, we will let them in. If you show up empty handed, your on your own.

It's a running joke that it's our house you want to head to if ever there is Zomies attack.
 





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