Oh I know!!! I would ask to borrow that deadly, very threatening Harry Potter wand that one of the disers kids brought to school!
Wands are scary. And apparently very dangerous. Scary and dangerous sound like a good combo when dealing with a zombie attack! And I'd grab a phone book. For good measure.
One can never be too careful.
Heck, all they want to do is eat your brain. They're not unreasonable! (That's from a song my DD plays once in a while!)
I would pull the blinds and grab my copy of "Shaun of the Dead" to figure out what to do. I'd watch it while sitting on the coach with a machete and a gun. Oh no, I don't have a machete!!!
Go into the den, unlock closet and get out this baby.
Give this to DD12, as she is wicked good with the machete in Left for Dead2.
Grab all my frying pans, as DS15 is even better at wacking the crap out the zombies in Left for Dead2.
DH can have his AR's and I am taking his shot gun.
And family and friends all know, if they can fight their way to our house and bring plenty of ammo with them, we will let them in. If you show up empty handed, your on your own.
It's a running joke that it's our house you want to head to if ever there is Zomies attack.