He bought me a mood ring!

[ms1031]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a "mood ring" the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond... Silly man.

 

[wilderness01]

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Maybe he'll just get you some coal so that when you whack him one the pressure will create a big beautiful diamond!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

My husband bought me a mood ring once, for the same reason. I was pregnant and hormonal, so I didn't receive it well.

 

[RitaZ.]

and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.

A frying pan would have been cheaper and far more effective!

 

[Cantw8]

 

[Doe]

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

That's funny!! I'll keep that in mind if DH ever buys me one!

 

[scrump]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a "mood ring" the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond... Silly man.

HILARIOUS!!!