Hey, guys....V told me I could post on the DIS about her dumb guests (we had a long talk and lots of laughs because she's had a day full

) - I said NO I WOULDN"T DO THAT and she was like OH NO GO AHEAD

....Kelly I have to tell you...YOu will laugh.

MOney does not buy smarts. These were platinum plan people.

She was wondering how they could afford that??!!?!?
They missed their fireworks cruise because they stood out on the "Boat dock" by Narcoosees for an hour and a half waiting for the boat to come. she said one came and left, then another came and left, then another....but none stopped and told us they were the fireworks boat. (duh...they were the transportation from MK,GF,Poly boats)
So then at 9:50 she came up to V's desk and asked her about her fireworks boat....V was like...Ma'am you were supposed to meet the boat in our MARINA. In the GF marina. The lady says well can I still go? V told her she missed the fireworks but she said let me see if I can book you another for tomorrow night. so LUCKILY she did. She told the lady and she said she would leave her a message about where to meet the boat & she said if they come to her desk she will escort them out to the boat - a DETAILED message and the time etc. So anyway....that night rolls around and it's now 8:30. V was like I don't know WHAT made me think of this or the guests but she just happened to phone their room to check on them. Well, they were in their room. V siad Are you ready for the cruise?? You need to get down to the marina and meet the boat. THey were like "duh....huh?" Vonnie said didn't you get my messages?? What messages??? Vonnie toldthem she left messages and so did a VIP person for them....well the guest says..."Oh...is that what that red light on the phone means? We have messages?"

this is all in a very strong, slow southern drawl. Vonnie is spazzing out becuase they are about to MISS ANOTHER CRUISE!!! so she says are you dressed??? Yes. Can you get down here to my desk and I will personally escort you out to the boat??? OK......so she is waiting and 10 min goes by. They don't come.

She calls again and there is no answer, she looks up and htey have just left their room and grandma is on a
scooter!!!! They are in no hurry at all. Just dinking down the hall. V ran up there gunned the scooter and hauled a@@ to get them out to the boat. She said she was out of breath trying to get these slowky pokeys to hurry up!!!! She told the captain she didn't care HOW he did it but to get them to the middle of the lake so they see some fireworks. He laughed.
Well I am off to bed...I don't sleep well when DH is gone. Every noise or every time my dog rolls over I wake up.
See ya all tomorrow!!
Chan