* If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes ?
* The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.
* I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section ?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
* What if there were no hypothetical questions ?
* If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap ?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all ?"
* What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant ?
* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages ?
* Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ?
* Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them ?
* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked ?
* Can vegetarians eat animal crackers ?
* If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking ?
* Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines ?
* How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs ?
* What was the best thing before sliced bread ?
* One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
* Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae bra ?
* How is it possible to have a civil war ?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too ?
* If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry ?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done ?
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it ?
* Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids" ?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't hunt them ?
* Why is there an expiration date on sour cream ?
* Can an atheist get insurance against "ACT'S of GOD" ?
and apes ?
* The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.
* I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section ?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
* What if there were no hypothetical questions ?
* If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap ?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all ?"
* What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant ?
* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages ?
* Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ?
* Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them ?
* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked ?
* Can vegetarians eat animal crackers ?
* If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking ?
* Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines ?
* How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs ?
* What was the best thing before sliced bread ?
* One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
* Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae bra ?
* How is it possible to have a civil war ?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too ?
* If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry ?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done ?
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it ?
* Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids" ?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't hunt them ?
* Why is there an expiration date on sour cream ?
* Can an atheist get insurance against "ACT'S of GOD" ?
Brill!
