First of all, I hate to see this hilarious thread die, and secondly, I have three new ones to add to the bunch!
When I was around 12 or so, we were leaving MGM, a little girl, probably five or so, was walking out in front of us with her parents. It had been raining all day, so we, and they, were all wearing our ponchos. There were HUGE puddles everywhere, and this little girl was landing in all of them, singing that old commercial jingle "I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!" Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
In March, on my boyfriend's first trip, my grandmother (grandparents went with us) had just recently had her knee replaced, and we tried to stay behind her leaving the parks...my grandfather held her hand, and blocked one side, and we held hands and centered ourselves behind her to try to keep people from being able to run into her. In front of her, however, was a man and his wife, with one of those massively heavy double strollers. We were almost to the train station at MK to go through and leave, and there's a slight downward slope right near the ramp. This man LET GO completely of the stroller, and mowed down two people in front of him. HE LAUGHED. Did NOT apologize in the slightest. Thank goodness that wasn't my grandmother was all I could think. If I had been one of those people I would have said something. I still fume when I think about him laughing...
Ok, in May, we were eating at Cosmic Ray's. Now, don't get me wrong, we used to bring in our lunch, so I'm not complaining about that. However, when we did, we always just found a nice shady bench and ate our lunch there. OUTSIDE. There was this HUGE family in CR's though, spread out over about three tables, with coolers and eating their lunch. Did I mention it was one of those days when it's unbearably hot outside and there aren't enough tables for the paying customers of the restaurant? So yeah, they're eating AND they're using the toppings bar to make salads of the lettuce, top their sandwiches, etc. WITHOUT PAYING A DIME to the restaurant! I couldn't believe it! They were loud, their kids were punching us, and they each went to the toppings bar (the adults) at least twice, some of them men three times! I just couldn't imagine doing this...
Ok, there's mine, I hope there are soon more!