Okay...so it took me three days to read thru all 120 pages and now its MY turn...so grab some popcorn..this is going to take a while!
First I feel a pressing obligation to *confess* that my family is guilty of several of these shocks.
Public urination: when potty training my son we learned that the *thrill* of urinating outdoors can be a good motivator. I'll admit we're a little backwoods. My husband insists on urinating off the back porch to "save water" and i allow my son to do the same to "save" me from having to clean up the drips...at what age exactly does their aim become precise? So anyways, it never occured to us to explain where it was okay (first and only son...we were new at this) and on a trip to the San Diego zoo we were on a raised walkway. There is a monkey cage built below/into the sidewalk so that you could walk past and look DOWN into the cage. Anyhow, the family is over to the side looking at the gorillas when I realize, where's charlie? (he was 3 and certainly not the quite type...and I didn't hear him...the park was still deserted..it was early!) So I look over and I see him looking down into the monkey cage (there's so much foilage I didn't see much but sort of assumed that a monkey had come to the top..b/c what else would hold Ds's attention so well) I walk over to check out what he's looking at and my jaw drops! He has his little wee wee pointed in the cage and there's a stream! I yelled so loud I scared him into stopping mid-stream and he looked like he was going to cry....thats when we took the opportunity to explain to him about inappropriate places....the poor monkeys! Bet they're used to being the pee-ers not the pee-ees.
Someone saw a family spitting in the water to try and get the fish to bite.

I'm so sorry to say but my husband/son find this very entertaining. I had no idea how odd it must look to others. Going to put a stop to this one.
Changing diapers in public. Yes, horrible...can't recall ever doing this at disney BUT one time at Applebees I went to the restroom to change DDs diaper (stinky) before food came...no station? Mabey its in the handicap stall...nope! Okay..I've been in this situatation before at gas stations and layed her down on her mat in the gap between the sink. Oh wait...the gap isn't big enough to safely do this. I go back out and ask for the manager. The manager informs me that their chain does not require them to have one. What? WDW even puts them in the mens room, every McD's I've EVER been to has one.....he says most of the A's resturants doesn't have them and sorry we just dont! very rude. So I changed DD right there as a silent but stinky protest....I DIDN'T DO IT ON THE TABLE THO! I laid her on the booth bench. I know it was wrong...should have gone to the car..it ruined my meal. Needless to say...never went back there while kids were in diapers. I have to ask tho, is no diaper changing station a statment that applebees doesn't welcome families with small children?
As to not leaving a gap on curb when waiting for parades? Listen to this. On a recent trip to DL we were waiting on the curb in front of the castle (Probably about an hour and a half ahead of time). We had our feet in the street and our hineys on the curb. A few minutes before parade time two older hispanic women come and stand right in front of us with their butts in our faces. We try to tell them they can't stand there and to please move but they give me the no english line and then start to ignore me and DH. CMs keep walking by and I think, finally they'll make them move. The CMs keep saying you have to be on the curb..no one in the street and when they say this to the two ladies in front of us they actually try to back up into us...are you kidding? Finally I'm about fed up the parade starts and a CM comes and tells them to move. Their response? I can't recall what it was but it was in ENGLISH! Oh was I po'd...good thing they left.
My MOST shocking moment? We were in WDW for our honeymoon during the 25th anniversary party. We were riding a very early boat over from TTC to MK our FIRST day. The boat leaves port and this older couple come up and start screaming at me in another language! I think they were German but I can't be sure. Anyhow, from their violent handgestures I surmise that b/c there is one open seat on the bench next to me, they would like me to move over so there is room for two of them. These ppl scared the heck out of me, so without thinking I scoot over....only to have them scream at me some more. What? What now? Well apparently, the ground was wet and I had my foot on the seat and when I scooted over (as per request) I had left a footprint. They wanted me to wipe it off! I told them no (which is pretty much universal right?) And they just scream louder and louder. Finally they wipe it off, sit down, and proceed with the deathray stares. Well, I couldn't take it very long and my husband and I got up and walked over to the railing. Just then..I saw something amazing! I whipped out my camera and got a shot of goofy flying by on an intertube being pulled behind a boat! Woah...can't believe he was in the water that early! I felt like I'd gotten my just desserts (sort of) b/c had that couple stood up instead of intimidating me out of my seat they would have seen it. I guess you would have had to have been there but that couple almost had me in tears.
Here is a shocking moment...when I was with my parents at Busch Gardens (I think I was in 5th or 6th grade) this group of South Americans (sorry can't be more specific) run past us and push us out of the way. I thought it was kind of rude considering the place had just opened and it wasn't very crowded...plenty of room to get thru. I yelled "hey, quit running and watch where you are going." This kid, younger than me turned around and said "f*** you bi*** ". I looked at my dad who was right next to me. Yep, he heard it all right and he was just as shocked as I was. No language barrier there...and no chaperones in sight!
