Has anyone ever been parasailing???

[SillyMe]

I will zip my lip.
I will zip my lip.
I will zip my lip.

 

[Cantw8]

I will shave my lip.
I will shave my lip.
I will shave my lip.

OK, Silly....have at it you wanna look purty 'case any men comma knocking

 

[SillyMe]

OK, Silly....have at it you wanna look purty 'case any men comma knocking

At least I shower with water.

 

[DisneyPhD]

What's a little pee between family members?????

Now both of my kids have peed on me at one point in time, but it isn't something I look forward too. (at least I have girls and they never peed in my mouth.)

Seeing as this nephew I have watched since he was born I am sure he peed on me a few times before too, but thank God not when he was 12 years old!

My best friend had a situation the other day when her almost 2 year old bit his older brother (5 years old). The issue was he was standing on the stair above him and the younger brother just turns his head and bit what he came in contact with 1st. You can guess what that was. Broke the skin and everything. The poor guy. Can you imagine that family story???? Remember when little Johnny bit poor Jacks we we? (the names have been changed to protect the innocent.)
Talk about off topic!

 

[Cantw8]

At least I shower with water.

"cuse me???? since when???? Did you finally get indoor plumbing????? Come on, take me to AC for the weekend....you'll never forget it

 

[SillyMe]

"cuse me???? since when???? Did you finally get indoor plumbing????? Come on, take me to AC for the weekend....you'll never forget it

No, meet me in OC in 2 weeks. We have a bar in our hotel. I don't even need to take my blender this time.

 

[Cantw8]

No, meet me in OC in 2 weeks. We have a bar in our hotel. I don't even need to take my blender this time.

Holy crap.....no blender????? That's going to be alot of trips down to the bar

 

[SillyMe]

Holy crap.....no blender????? That's going to be alot of trips down to the bar

Nah, it's near the beach and the indoor pool. I wonder if I can hire my own bartender to serve me exclusively so I don't have to get off my beach chair.