Seahag (OP), you pretty much summed up my experience at the club level at the Hard Rock, and I stayed there back in 2001. I would of though they had improved things by now, but I guess not
. I didn't even want club level, I was forced into it because they had no other rooms. NOT WORTH THE MONEY!!! Of course we knew we were in trouble at the front desk, and noone knew what they were doing and kept sending us to dirty rooms
, but that's another story. The Hard Rock had an overall good atmosphere, of course my kids liked it, but I wouldn't stay there again and definitly not the club level. For my money, I like the RPR (I have never been to Portofino, but would like to try it)!!
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. I didn't even want club level, I was forced into it because they had no other rooms. NOT WORTH THE MONEY!!! Of course we knew we were in trouble at the front desk, and noone knew what they were doing and kept sending us to dirty rooms
, but that's another story. The Hard Rock had an overall good atmosphere, of course my kids liked it, but I wouldn't stay there again and definitly not the club level. For my money, I like the RPR (I have never been to Portofino, but would like to try it)!!
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We have never stayed there, but your report is in-line with others who report dismal offerings and rude people in the lounge.
). If food runs out @ RPR Club, it's replaced (at least in our experience). The kids ran a bit amok there too, but it depends upon how crowded the resort is. I do not know why so many parents allow their children to go through the food line themselves. There are the few who do not, but they are the minority. I was disgusted on the last trip by the number of parents who allowed their children to do this -- children in wet bathing suits, helping themselves to food and picking up food and putting back what they didn't want. I was disgusted! Of course, I have also mentioned this several times, but I was also annoyed at oblivious parents who sipped their beer or wine while they used the lounge's sole computer as a babysitter for their kids for hours on end (ignoring the sign that says "15 minute limit."). Please.
I was surprised they billed the CL as having soooo many perks & extras, we couldn't even rent a cabana by the pool ! )one of the few of the "perks" we thought would come in handy.
Oh, that's a shame. sorry to hear about that. We won't do it again, that's for sure. 
I'm short enough that I actually had to put a chair next to the bed to help me up!
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