Mrs. The King
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Please use the American smilies next time..
I did something completely different with the pumpkins

I did something completely different with the pumpkins


whewww....for some reason that chapter made me..dizzy....DED....but not numb!! Good one Mel![]()
The Happyhaunts have landed....Hooooooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good choice on the car. After all, if you are traveling to a resort know for it's olfactory resemblance to meat, you need a car whose color is reflective of the journey.
I hope this wasn't your way of *ahem* "finishing" this trip report.![]()
DED
This is the absolute funniest image. I'm going to try it with my 12 year old next time we're in the airport.
Love it!
I know. Hi Sher!
I'm ded! You said turd! Hi Zzub!
That one will never get old will it.
There is ALWAYS someone dressed a bit oddly nearby.....![]()
I was with you until you brought the tank top with the pit hair. All asunder. Now I am no longer here. I'm DED. Gone. LaLa don't live here anymore.
Isn't that ZZUB's line?
We do play that one and it's really fun. But lately the LaLas are more into the staring contests. You know, no blinking allowed but the other person tries their best to make you blink. Through whatever means necessary. Basically the first person whose eyeballs crack (NOplumbers) and turn into sandpaper (ie: HOLYCRAP eyes) is declared the winner. That one's oh so much fun too.
The mental image of this is just too much. Mel, you are not right.
DED!
The rest of them were too busy playing on the conveyor belt. And practicing their curtsies.
Loved it Melly. But when you said "I'll be right back", did you mean "I'm not coming back again ever, or at least for a good solid six months or so" or "Happyhaunt Halloweenie Interactive now lets you choose your OWN ending!" or "Take off Hoser cause I sure am!"?
Just wondering.
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Yeah, I'm pretty much seeing this in my future, so I'm taking pointers. We've currently moved up to One-Handed Monorail and Bus Surfing... it's only a matter of time before Look-Ma-NO-Hands! takes over as the main event.
Sure, sure, that's what you always say!
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Let me guess which party you support in the States.
More like a hate crime if you ask me.
I can't tell you how freakin funny it is that you ran into Mara worried it was closing b/c you refuse to wear a watch. Or look at your cell phone which, unless you bought it during the Clinton Years, has the time stamp on it, too.
That you ended up in the worst room with the worst view is just puddin. This isn't the first time that's happened to you. Which just means someone at DVC reads these boards and don't find your brand of humor all that funny.
Heh heh indeed.
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AVERYVERYfunnyMelsaid:
GAWD FORBIT A MILLION TIMES.....that was hands down the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Well, not a long time, because the Emo comment in the last chapter was pretty funny. But not as funny. Compared to the face of a Canukian Prime Minister making game funny.
DED!
I'm just glad you didn't attempt the Pierre Trudeau smells a turd face.....because that probably would have hurt you. And the rest of the AirTran passengers. And could have possibly brought down the plane. Early.
Poor General. I'm sure she tries. To Bake.
Hi Sher!
Amen on that one Mel!
I'm glad you arrived safe. And are on your way to WDW. I can't wait to see the arch photo!
Yeah, so after the eye surgery I read this as She's an ELMO.
Red Fur?
Squeaky voice?
Refers to self in third person?
No?
Oh.....
Yep.Me too.
LOVED THIS!!!
Personally, I consider it a gift from the Gods that I was blessed with two boys to exert my oft times "quirky and off-beat" parental humour on.
They just love my "Try on pretty flowery Easter hats at the Mall" punishments.
And my "walk two paces behind and one to the right" of me rules when we are at the grocery store because I can't stand when they're all up in my stuff!
Thank goodness I am not the only one who has rules and things like this! I think we should write a book. A small book. Maybe a pamphlet. About how to parent boys that will grow up to be humble men. Who can curtsy. Yeah.
MEL (the other mel...)![]()
First of all did y'all hear that on Saturday someone in Ontario won $40,000,000? In our 649 Lottery.
At approximately the same time, in Ontario, two OTHER lucky folks were hit with the stomach flu. Within only moments of each other. Being competitive by nature these two vied all night for the title of "Least Prolific Happyhaunt Puker". When the number got into the low teens and one of them feared he was about to lose he yelled "Dried kiwi" which sent the other one crawling for the bathroom. She returned, eventually, and retaliated with one brilliantly effective whispered word, "Cupcake." Which sent him back into the bathroom. In haste. Hand clamped over mouth to reinforce the exit. Luckily the numbers never reached into the twenties. And, eventually, it was over leaving them with massive lower leg cramps and a taste in their mouths reminiscent of the Battle of Stalingrad. But, it being in their natures to find the cloud's silver lining, they decided to chalk the whole ordeal up to "exercise" and call it Seven Hours To Better Abs.
Let's all remember that being healthy and fit is more of a blessing than being wealthy.
What I'm saying here is that the Happyhaunts were neither healthy nor lucky on Saturday night.
Maybe next Saturday someone else will win a paltry five million while I get pink eye.
What I'm saying here is I really lovelovelove how the Animal Kingdom looks. How it smells. Smoky. And meatyish. And how it feels. It's a beautiful place. Full of Disney theme and magic. And there are animals. To boot.
Last edited by WheatThins : Today at 02:37 PM. Reason: Hi Loo Loo. I am in a new line of practice since we last talked.
So how's the pimp business going?
I am so sorry about that. Just couldn't resist. I know you didn't really leave the legal world to go into the pimp bidness. But I hope you're enjoying your new gig as a pig latin translater.
Especially after last Saturday it would seem. Glad everyone is doing better.Because our house, like the resort, is a sea of brown.
Just for the record I did not win the 40 million. Maybe Yak did . Since very time we got to WDW someone will say I know someone from Canada maybe you know them.![]()
Glad to see we are still moving on this trip report.![]()
So tell me. How's the pimp business going?
I am so sorry about that. Just couldn't resist. I know you didn't really leave the legal world to go into the pimp bidness. But I hope you're enjoying your new gig as a pig latin translater.
Mel i keep seeing pictures of a blond bomb shell (ie hot chick) sitting by the Haunted Mansion. Is that you??![]()
Are you going to post any pictures??
Denise
I don't have a watch. This INFURIATES NotBob (my dh) to no end. He has MANY watches. He's a watch collector. Not knowing the EXACT time does not bother me. As long as I'm within say, a few days of my target, I'm good.
Loved the update!
Keep em comin'....
MEL (The other other Mel)
I'm a professional stage manager by trade so I always have to know what time it is, when is the next break, are we in overtime yet, blah, blah, blah. So, on vacation, ESPECIALLY at Disney, I don't wear a watch, or my stop watch, or my ring watch, or use my phone to check the time (much.) I do have a sports watch velcroed to my purse, but only so I can be on time for important things like the parade or Fantasmic. Believe me, that watch hardly gets used. So Me(l), you did the right thing. ONe glance is all you should have. Good for you!
...standing in really long lines and playing Innie, Minnie, Miny Moe once we get up to the front.
Borgborgborg. Just walking in there seems to put you at ease, doesn't it? You instinctively breathe just a little deeper and know there's good times ahead. But...the smells are only good on the inside of the place. Not so much on the outside. Especially if you happen to be downwind of the ZZUBelope. The ZZebra. And don't even get me started on the ZZUBuffalo. Yes, it's rare. Very rare. To actually come across one. So if you do, make sure you take PLENTY of pictures of it.
Heh Heh.
Just don't cross its path. Ever.
And now the time has come for me to find my own inner Jovi and Runaway. I've got a sick little girl to take care of this afternoon and I'm hoping Peaches and Herbs will NOT be reunited later on.
Loved it, Mel. Keep rockin', sista.
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Mel:
You are awesome.
Wheat Thins
The only place I wear a watch is WDW. Last trip, I wore it for 2 days straight before noticing that A.) I had it on upside down, and B.) the battery was dead. 'Nuff said. Thanks for bringing the laughs... again.![]()
So tell me. How's the pimp business going?
I am so sorry about that. Just couldn't resist. I know you didn't really leave the legal world to go into the pimp bidness. But I hope you're enjoying your new gig as a pig latin translater.
HAHAHAHA. Leave it up to Mel's TR to bring out talk of pimps. HERE ON THE DIS. I love this.
I must admit I am intrigued by this report of yours.
And although I have read so much that I have considered unbelievably funny, this is what I take away with me...
Forever more, when in an airplane bathroom, I will only think of Guns and Roses, and Welcome to the Jungle. NoSweetChildOfMine.
DED!![]()
Glad to see you back!![]()
Especially after last Saturday it would seem. Glad everyone is doing better.
Details, details regarding signs. Like taking SR-10 in Alabama instead of I-10 in Florida.
Silver lining: You get to see the back woods of Georgia for 2 hours! (more than the trip should have taken)
LaLa, it's a well known fact that WT is a parking lot attendant.
Just for the record I did not win the 40 million. Maybe Yak did . Since very time we got to WDW someone will say I know someone from Canada maybe you know them.![]()
Glad to see we are still moving on this trip report.![]()
I wish NAB!!
But sadly no.
And down went my dreams of Bay Lake Towers.
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