Happy holidays!

First, don't think you can buy a Shrek doll at WDW...that's over in Universal. As for the rest, I believe it's urban legend material, but I won't argue about it.
 

DisWiz said:
I know this is TRUE because I have a trusted friend I knew in High School who heard from her DBIL that he had read a true honest story in a real newspaper a real little kid was abducted at MK!!!!!!

The mom of the kid just bought a Shrek doll on Main Street and stopped in to see some cartoons at the Main Street Cinema.
Mom was sitting in the dark when she turned and her little girl was missing from her umbrella stroller!

The mom ran to find her DH who was just starting to drink his beer from the food cart near the Alice in Wonderland ride.

They both stopped a passing undercover security CM and said that the girl was taken away.

We then went underground to the caves where security is.
They sent out about 25 characters with walkie-talkies to look for the little girl undercover.

After a couple of hours of searching, the security guard told the mom and dad they had to leave because of overtime costs.
That made them mad!
So they went to the front gate and sat on Main Street to see if they could catch the crooks on their own.
After another hour, they saw the red shoes the daughter was wearing and the crook had cut off her hair so she'd look like a boy version of the same kid.

Whoa. Who knew they could do that!

Wow, the mom and dad were so HAPPY that they found the kid, but so MAD at Disney that we wrote a letter!

Where do you send it?

Also, how crowded will Christmas day be at MK?

MK will be so crowded that you should not go. (Anyone who believes this story should not be allowed out of there home!)

:rotfl2:

Urban legends live. (don't you love the "friend of a friend" and of course the REAL give away that this is someone trying to stir up trouble. The Shrek Doll.

Please take this "trash" someplace else! Trolls really aren't appreaciated here!
 
I am with you Robo, this outta be good, though not very original, lol ...

popcorn:: :stir: :rolleyes1 :surfweb: popcorn::
 
I agree with the poster who said you should not be allowed out of the house if you believe this....OH GOOD LORD! :sad2:
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OP you have a great future in writing screen plays :rolleyes1
 
HAHHAHA!!! great post!!!! i needed a good laugh!

Christmas Day will be empty!! have fun and have some beers and buy some shrek dolls!
 
There are so many things wrong with this story. Sherk isn't a Disney character, and they don't sell beer in the MK. If you thought there was really a problem why in the heck would you be asking how crowded the evil MK was going to be on Christmas. Thanks OP I needed a good laugh :lmao:
 
What's the revelence that the dad was drinking a beer?

The story jumps back and forth from third person to first person.

Urban legends are the poorest written stories I've ever seen.
 
I like the part about the costumed characters 'under cover'
 
Wow wasnt the mainstreet cinema turned into a store waaay before shrek came out too? Wow.. :sad2:
 
xyzabc33 said:
OP you have a great future in writing screen plays :rolleyes1


It IS like a lot of the stuff coming out of Hollywood... no originality, rehash of an old story somebody else already told better, too many inconsistencies for suspension of disbelief. Definitely a box-office bomb. Unfortunately, there will probably be a direct to Internet sequel. popcorn::
 
It's true!....it REALLY is! I heard it from a friend whose sil heard it from a guy she dated...... :rotfl2:

Somebody find out where the beer cart is! :drinking1
 


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