Happy holidays!

[tinknme]

They do not sell alcohol at MK

The mom ran to find her DH who was just starting to drink his beer from the food cart near the Alice in Wonderland ride.

 

[matt&jakesmom]

Okay I must be in a weird mood today because normally I would find these things humoruous but not this one. In today's society where things like this have happened to parents or even the a scare that you cannot find your child. Sorry I don't find the story even romotely funny.

 

[xyzabc33]

Unfortunately, there will probably be a direct to Internet sequel.

"The Girl With the Red Shoes 2" working title....aka "How I went back to Disney after losing my DD there" courtesy of IMDB (In My Dumb Brain)

 

[tchrrx]

Not to mention the fact that they ran up to an UNDERCOVER security officer. ::cop: Uh....how do you know it's a security guard if they're undercover?

Love the laugh though!

 

[Tinker74]

C'mon everyone...The Opening poster Knows this story wasn't true...She was trying to be funny..hence asking at the end how crowded christmas day would be.
But Iam with the poster above who said its not funny. Sarcasm rarely is!

 

[SplshMtnLvr28]

I bet he got the beer from Walt's tomb under the Partners statue. I bet it was icy cold, too. (he's frozen under there, you know)

 

[xyzabc33]

Okay I must be in a weird mood today because normally I would find these things humoruous but not this one. In today's society where things like this have happened to parents or even the a scare that you cannot find your child. Sorry I don't find the story even romotely funny.

The premise of the story isnt funny but come on...you have to laugh at this one...like they would send out the characters with walkie talkies (how would they communicate on them--wave their hands around and hope they are heard over it?--furs) Maybe Shrek would ride his noble steed Donkey to the rescue.

Personal Note.....I now have "heard it from a friend who, hear it from a friend who, heard from another, you've been....." stuck in my head...TY...

 

[#1 Pocahontas]

I must have heard this same story happening in every theme park I have been to. Just changed to fit the park. The first time I heard it was 20 years ago!!!

Must admit I didn't read the entire post but some of your replies are so funny, I must go back and find out what "character under cover" means.

 

[kaybracon]

A dear friend of one of my cousin's former cellmates had something similar happen to them at DisneyWorld. They were at the meet and greet getting Bugs Bunny's autograph outside the liquor store on Main Street in AK. His wife looked away for just a second to change the film in her camera, and when she looked up again her 2 year old was gone!

They looked all over, security wasn't any help (you know how crime-ridden DW is), but finally at the end of the day she found the child, strapped to the front of an ECV like a hood ornament. The lady was on her way out of the park and they caught her just in time.

It turned out the the lady on the ECV had done a fast drive by, grabbed the kid, and then zoomed off before anyone noticed. She then injected the kid with a concoction made from Dole Pineapple Whip and bat guano which made the child go to sleep. Then she painted the kid red, shaved his head, put MM ears on it and tied it to the front of her ECV. Everybody who saw it thought it was a decoration, except for the mom, who recognized the kid's Disney Crocs.

 

[JBARN105]

These posts (except OP) are making my day!!! Thanks for the laughs, guys!!

 

[Hound 109]

They were hiding out wating for the "coast to clear" on the Submarine & on Mr. Toad's Ride.

hound

 

[SplshMtnLvr28]

A dear friend of one of my cousin's former cellmates had something similar happen to them at DisneyWorld. They were at the meet and greet getting Bugs Bunny's autograph outside the liquor store on Main Street in AK. His wife looked away for just a second to change the film in her camera, and when she looked up again her 2 year old was gone!

They looked all over, security wasn't any help (you know how crime-ridden DW is), but finally at the end of the day she found the child, strapped to the front of an ECV like a hood ornament. The lady was on her way out of the park and they caught her just in time.

It turned out the the lady on the ECV had done a fast drive by, grabbed the kid, and then zoomed off before anyone noticed. She then injected the kid with a concoction made from Dole Pineapple Whip and bat guano which made the child go to sleep. Then she painted the kid red, shaved his head, put MM ears on it and tied it to the front of her ECV. Everybody who saw it thought it was a decoration, except for the mom, who recognized the kid's Disney Crocs.

Lmao, the part about painting the kid literally made me LOL.

 

[trypnotic]

You also can't get a beer in the MK.

That's when I stopped reading. I'll admit that I overlooked the part about buying the Shrek doll.

 

[matt&jakesmom]

I understand it is a come on and meant to be humourous,however, I didn't think it was appropriate because of the child. There are too many weird stories we hear on the news regarding children getting abducted. Even knowing this was a "come on" I still didn't find it funny.

The premise of the story isnt funny but come on...you have to laugh at this one...like they would send out the characters with walkie talkies (how would they communicate on them--wave their hands around and hope they are heard over it?--furs) Maybe Shrek would ride his noble steed Donkey to the rescue.

Personal Note.....I now have "heard it from a friend who, hear it from a friend who, heard from another, you've been....." stuck in my head...TY...

 

[ransom]

A dear friend of one of my cousin's former cellmates had something similar happen to them at DisneyWorld. They were at the meet and greet getting Bugs Bunny's autograph outside the liquor store on Main Street in AK. His wife looked away for just a second to change the film in her camera, and when she looked up again her 2 year old was gone!

They looked all over, security wasn't any help (you know how crime-ridden DW is), but finally at the end of the day she found the child, strapped to the front of an ECV like a hood ornament. The lady was on her way out of the park and they caught her just in time.

It turned out the the lady on the ECV had done a fast drive by, grabbed the kid, and then zoomed off before anyone noticed. She then injected the kid with a concoction made from Dole Pineapple Whip and bat guano which made the child go to sleep. Then she painted the kid red, shaved his head, put MM ears on it and tied it to the front of her ECV. Everybody who saw it thought it was a decoration, except for the mom, who recognized the kid's Disney Crocs.

Okay, the OP made me chuckle, but the above made me almost fall out of my chair laughing.

I salute your wit, Kaybracon!

 

[HGD24]

Here is the OP's reply to another urban legend-type story on this site: If you click on the OP's username and check previous posts by him/her, you'll see the response below. You would think he/she would have taken their own advice....

"Seems like I've read this same "story" before.

Urban Legends sound plausible until you really start to examine them.

I'd wait before I get sucked into what can easily be a TROLL thread.

Umbrella strollers offer little hidden space.

Security met the DH on the way back INTO the store?

Nobody (police included) listened to the plausible reason for the mix-up?

Authorities would rather just "haul in" in a suspect who does not fit the profile of a shoplifter in any way?

Guests had purchased a major amount of merchandise, but were arrested for stealing basically trinkets without any consideration of that?

And the OP keeps jumping between telling it about "others" and then slipping into first-person about themselves.

Sorry.

I'll give it a 15% chance of being a real story and 85% chance of being hogwash."

 

[shamrockshake]

The husband having beer was my tip off, but then again I have not been for 19 years so I was hopeful that the MK was no longer dry! Wee leave in 17 days!!!!

Loved the submarine/ Mr. Toad addition!

 

[Squirlz]

As far as the OPs question re 'where do I send the letter'...I suggest tucking it into the envelope with your job application for Disney Bus Driver!

 

[nicknamy1996]

Can't wait for December's post from DisWiz.

Pretty bad attempt at creative writing. Could have been so much better! Someone should write an easier to read/follow story. And let us pick out all of the purposely inserted mistakes...

Obvious ones Beer(nope), Cinema(long gone), Shrek(wrong park). Good eye on the undercover agent, and good point on the time-line Shrek vs. Cinema. First person/third person.... just annoying. Oh yea and if you believe something because you read it in the paper you better be careful. Caves! Characters on walkie talkies.

But anyway (maybe I will) but someone should write a fun story (NOT ABOUT A CHILD BEING ABDUCTED) and put a bunch of "trickery" in it.

BTW can you be on Main St. and at the front gate at the same time... kinda ends at the train station don't ya think.

 

[xyzabc33]

I know this is TRUE because I have a trusted friend I knew in High School who heard from her DBIL that he had read a true honest story in a real newspaper a real little kid was abducted at MK!!!!!!

The mom of the PURSE just bought a Shrek doll on Main Street and stopped in to see some cartoons at the Main Street Cinema.
Mom was sitting in the dark when she turned and her little PURSE was missing from her umbrella stroller!

The mom ran to find her DH who was just starting to drink his beer from the food cart near the Alice in Wonderland ride.

They both stopped a passing undercover security CM and said that the PURSE was taken away.

We then went underground to the caves where security is.
They sent out about 25 characters with walkie-talkies to look for the little PURSE undercover.

After a couple of hours of searching, the security guard told the mom and dad they had to leave because of overtime costs.
That made them mad!
So they went to the front gate and sat on Main Street to see if they could catch the crooks on their own.
After another hour, they saw the red shoes the PURSE was wearing and the crook had cut off her STRAP so she'd look like a boy version of the same PURSE

Whoa. Who knew they could do that!

Wow, the mom and dad were so HAPPY that they found the PURSE, but so MAD at Disney that we wrote a letter!

Where do you send it?

Also, how crowded will Christmas day be at MK?

THERE>>>>now it is an inanimate object....does that make it funny now? The point is that it is a bogus (and really badly written)story sso no matter what had been taken it is a fake tale.


OH BTW kaybracon....that story was a hoot.