By now John should be checked in, unpacked, finished with the "1st celebration of the anniversary" and already taking a nap. She'll wake him to make him watch the sunset over the falls...they'll be at the restaurant by 7pm, do some sight seeing till about 9:30 then head back to the hotel...where John has arranged for rose petals to be scattered on the bed, champagne chilled at the bedside, chocolates on the pillows and candles warmly glowing. By 10:30 the chocolate will be gone, the champagne will be empty, candlewax will have ruined the carpet, the rose petals will be tucked into unmentionable cracks and crevices and the "2nd celebration of the anniversary" will comence...by 10:35 John will be snoring, At midnight, Erica will pick up the empty champagne bottle and crack it over Johns head. John will wake up in the morning with a throbbing headache and a very blurry memory of last nights events, walk to the bathroom, pause....look in the mirror.....smile and give himself a big THUMBS-UP as he quietly reassures himself "You STILL got it, you freaking STUD MUFFIN!!!"
By now John should be checked in, unpacked, finished with the "1st celebration of the anniversary" and already taking a nap. She'll wake him to make him watch the sunset over the falls...they'll be at the restaurant by 7pm, do some sight seeing till about 9:30 then head back to the hotel...where John has arranged for rose petals to be scattered on the bed, champagne chilled at the bedside, chocolates on the pillows and candles warmly glowing. By 10:30 the chocolate will be gone, the champagne will be empty, candlewax will have ruined the carpet, the rose petals will be tucked into unmentionable cracks and crevices and the "2nd celebration of the anniversary" will comence...by 10:35 John will be snoring, At midnight, Erica will pick up the empty champagne bottle and crack it over Johns head. John will wake up in the morning with a throbbing headache and a very blurry memory of last nights events, walk to the bathroom, pause....look in the mirror.....smile and give himself a big THUMBS-UP as he quietly reassures himself "You STILL got it, you freaking STUD MUFFIN!!!"