Halloween Party (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.
"What the heck are you?" asks the host.
"I'm a snail," says the guy.
"But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.
"Yeah, he says, "that's Michelle!"

 

[Disney845]

 

[mhopset]

 

[olena]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[Saffron]

Uh oh. I don't get it!

I really don't! Help!

 

[SuiteDisney]

That's my shell (Michelle). Get it?

 

[Saffron]

OMG!!! Which means: Oh My G-R-O-A-N

Hehe!

 

[shep]

 

[dwbakerjr]

OK... see how many people 'don't get' this one...

A couple shows up at the Halloween party as the two buzzards from Splash Mountain, wearing Mickey t-shirts, and each carrying a road-kill under their arm(wing). Asked what they were, they of course replied "We're two buzzards returning from Disney World". Asked how they got home, they say "We're buzzards.. we flew of course..." (ahemmm) And finally, when asked about the items they were carrying, they replied, "On the flight, we were allowed to bring Carry On"...


(((I'm guessing about half dont get it.....))) boo, everyone, enjoy tonite...

 

[SuiteDisney]

I get it!

 

[Saffron]

I got that one. Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

 

[dizneenut]