Halloween Dictionary

[dizneenut]

Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.

 

[Saffron]

Cute!

 

[newmousecateer]

 

[browneyes]

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

LOL! That one really cracked me up.

 

[missymouse3367]

 

[Princess_Aurora]

Those are too funy. My fav: Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
or
Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

 

[Serena]

 

[Gail T AGAIN]

That is so cute.