Haiku Game Thread

[Disney Dreams]

Row row row me boat
With the flag secure onboard
Long live the row - arrr!

All these pirates fans...
Anyone for fireworks?
Best payout ever!

I click in the sky
Trying to hit each flawless
With tips from the best.

I play and practice
But never get the payout
That you mention here.

So back to the dock
To shoot, laugh, and make credits
"Arrr" is kind to me.

 

[aengus]

friday soon cant wait
twice the credits in fireworks
oh i love fridays

 

[Cardinal]

I love Saturday
OI tournaments galore
Prank calls during breaks.

 

[Mnementh]

friday soon cant wait
twice the credits in fireworks
oh i love fridays

I am not surprised.
Stay far away from pirates
Or Lily gets you!

I love Saturday
OI tournaments galore
Prank calls during breaks.

Feeling pretty, Card?
You sure don't sing like you feel.
Don't quit your day job!

 

[Mnementh]

Reviving this thread.
It fell way too far for me.
Back up to the top!

 

[Cardinal]

How shameless of you
Everybody knows that you don't
Resurrect your threads

 

[aengus]

oh i wish it true
the words he is saying
but lies its all lies

 

[Mnementh]

Lacking some haikus?
I believe I can fix that.
Here is a new one.

 

[KrazyPete]

I had a haiku
but I forgot to post it.
It was really good.

 

[taz]

Off school tomorrow
Flying Carpet Out Very Soon
Uh oh, no credit!

 

[Mnementh]

Neglecting haikus?
Ha! Not on my watch, you're not!
Moving to the top!

 

[Cardinal]

We know the Carpet
Is not ever coming out
Stop the excitement.

 

[Mnementh]

We know the Carpet
Is not ever coming out
Stop the excitement.

What if next month is
An Aladdin theme? Might we
See the magic then?

This is just a thought
From your friendly neighborhood
Rumormonger, Mint.

 

[Cardinal]

An Aladdin month?
That would make a very good
April Fool's Day joke.

 

[Mnementh]

That's been the rumor
Forever now, ev'ry time
Carpet is mentioned.

 

[Cardinal]

If I had a dime
For every time they said that
Carpet's coming out...

 

[Mnementh]

If I had a dime
For every time they said that
Carpet's coming out...

...I'd have to borrow
Some cash from you. You would be
A very rich kid.

 

[Cardinal]

Rich and talented
I'm the whole package, baby
And I'm not taken.

 

[Mnementh]

Someone's ego has
Gotten too big for their head.
Shall I deflate it?

 

[Cardinal]

Yeah, seriously
Aengus' head is way big
Let's go deflate it.