I've been dreading going since my speeding ticket 2 months ago (I was doing 56 in a 50 mph).
Anyway, the room was filled with somewhat normal people, but lo and behold, who should sit right next to me, but a very odd woman. The classroom was set up in long tables with chairs only on one side, all facing the front. This woman was the last one to enter the room, and she made a beeline for the seat next to me. Of course, before she sat down she took a big can of lysol from her purse and started spraying the chair and table. Then she took some antibacterial wipes and started wiping down her chair and the table in front of her. After that, she pulled some crystals on black cords out of her purse and lined them up on the table in front of her. Finally, she started chanting something, then sat down.
She was very quiet through most of the class until the break. When the instructor told us we had 10 minutes she gathered up all her stuff and ran out of the room. She came back 10 minutes later and stated the ritual with the spray and wipes again. But this time she sprayed so much I started coughing and choking, as did the man on the other side of her. She gave us both dirty looks and told us that the Lord would punish us for that.
About an hour later, she stood up and asked the instructor if he was almost finished. He said, no, it's a 4-hour class and he had to keep us there 4 hours. She told him that she couldn't spare that much time, so she started walking out. He told her that if she left he would have to communicate to the court that she didn't fulfill the class requirements. She asked him "What court?". He said "traffic court". She said "I have done nothing wrong, I don't even own a car". By this time everyone is going "Huh??". She ended up walking out and that was the last we saw of her. I wonder if she was even supposed to be there in the first place.
Anyway, the room was filled with somewhat normal people, but lo and behold, who should sit right next to me, but a very odd woman. The classroom was set up in long tables with chairs only on one side, all facing the front. This woman was the last one to enter the room, and she made a beeline for the seat next to me. Of course, before she sat down she took a big can of lysol from her purse and started spraying the chair and table. Then she took some antibacterial wipes and started wiping down her chair and the table in front of her. After that, she pulled some crystals on black cords out of her purse and lined them up on the table in front of her. Finally, she started chanting something, then sat down.
She was very quiet through most of the class until the break. When the instructor told us we had 10 minutes she gathered up all her stuff and ran out of the room. She came back 10 minutes later and stated the ritual with the spray and wipes again. But this time she sprayed so much I started coughing and choking, as did the man on the other side of her. She gave us both dirty looks and told us that the Lord would punish us for that.
About an hour later, she stood up and asked the instructor if he was almost finished. He said, no, it's a 4-hour class and he had to keep us there 4 hours. She told him that she couldn't spare that much time, so she started walking out. He told her that if she left he would have to communicate to the court that she didn't fulfill the class requirements. She asked him "What court?". He said "traffic court". She said "I have done nothing wrong, I don't even own a car". By this time everyone is going "Huh??". She ended up walking out and that was the last we saw of her. I wonder if she was even supposed to be there in the first place.
Honestly guess he was trying to meet his quota.
, other times they're just plain weird and scary! 
