princesspumpkin
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BillSears said:You know how people have these little habits that get you down?
Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "Bernie, you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming. He had it coming. He had it coming all along!
LOL! Dh will whistle once in a while and look at me just to get a reaction bcuz he knew how nuts it made me when she did it.




