GUESS WHO'S COMING TO FREE DINNER, or, Feeding Nebo,,,,completed

[monymony3471]

I cannot do latches. I can't do clasps. I can't do hooks, loops, bracelts, buckles, snaps, connectors or anything like that. I'm surprised I can operate a zipper, but only mine. My highlight was learning to tie my own shoes.
And don't even think about asking me about the first time on a date I encountered a bra strap.

How does one do a loop anyways. The only loop I can think of is when you tie your shoes......just wondering?

 

[smidgy]

tiggerbell, nebo would NEVER lie to you! and take my word for it.. if we waited for NEBO to fumble, (loop whatever), we wouldn't have two grown sons! he is the original robert petrie (AKA dick van ****, to you youngsters)
nebo is a class act.... he is the original AW SHUCKS guy.. no phony there!
everytime we watch Homeward Bound, he gets misty eyed... gotta lovim

 

[smidgy]

wow! dick van ****, who is a well known actor, , we all see him in the Great movie ride, singing "chim chim cherie chim chim cheroo" is blocked out? I was just trying to compare nebo's shyness to that of Rob Petrie's in the well known dick van **** show.
btw.. the similarities between nebo and Robert Petrie are amazing. two shy , very funny guys, unassuming, yet bring joy to all around them

 

[lexmelinda]

Something about that title has always put weird thoughts in my head, being the kind of guy I am.
I kind of expect everybody in the place to be all related to each other, with six fingers on one hand, and a couple of them playing the banjo.

Wow....I was really afraid that was going somewhere else....

Ok, now, this is my baby.
The creme de la creme.
The piece de resistance'.

FAB-U-LOUS!!!! Good job, nebo. Now I have to plan a May trip too!

After I 'smoked 'em cuz I got 'em,'

MARGE?!?

"And, by the way, just call me Vincent from now on."

Great installment, Steve. Are you still on the dial up? Consider broadband so we can see more pictures!

 

[SamanthaL]

Ummmm.... I didn't know that they gave out vibrators at O'hana's. No wonder why it is always so crowded and expensive. We have it on our list for the November trip but I may cancel if I have a headache that night.

Love the monorail/flower/Ecot picture!! And Bruce does have a tender side so he could totally appreciate that shot as well.

 

[SamanthaL]

Hey Diane did you guys get pictures with the Segway helmuts on? I'd love to see a good "dork" shot.

 

[missmun52]

I am finally all caught up and now like the rest, I have to wait for the next installment. one good thing about being behind or reading a report after its over is you dont have to wait. Your report is so good! I have an Anatomy final tomorrow and a report I have to work on for my Last class tonight as well as a take home exam.......gee what am I doing here on the dis?

 

[tiggerbell]

tiggerbell, nebo would NEVER lie to you! and take my word for it.. if we waited for NEBO to fumble, (loop whatever), we wouldn't have two grown sons! he is the original robert petrie (AKA dick van ****, to you youngsters)
nebo is a class act.... he is the original AW SHUCKS guy.. no phony there!
everytime we watch Homeward Bound, he gets misty eyed... gotta lovim

Well.......... he seriously misled us all with the whole "If it's Tuesday, it's EPCOT"!

As a first-time caller, long-time reader - YOU NEVER GO TO EPCOT ON TUESDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

See, there, Nebo, you have more than 2 readers left! So stop feeling sorry for yerself and get to posting............

 

[tiggerbell]

See, there, Nebo, you have more than 2 readers left! So stop feeling sorry for yerself and get to posting............

LOL!

 

[smidgy]

SIGH! the title is a take-off of the title of an old movie about touring europe. the movie was called "If it's Tuesday, this must be Belgium". a joke on dependance on "itineraries". "guess who's coming to free dinner..." a take-off on the old movie with Sidney Poitier "guess who's coming to dinner"
"feeding nebo"/"finding nemo"
and nebo WILL be posting the pic of us with our dorky segway helmets. while the pic makes me look fat casue the black bag to hold your "stuff" appears to be part of my hip, I still think he looks dorkier!

 

[nebo]

Hey Diane did you guys get pictures with the Segway helmuts on? I'd love to see a good "dork" shot.

Yes, you will see the ultimate dork. Well, dorks, to me. She doesn't look so spiffy either. And boy, can you tell it's present buying time? She hasn't been that nice to me since I bought her tickets to Wicked.

I'm sorry kids, but I just don't have a whole bunch left in the tank after today, been a long day with my buddy Phil leaving the job for good, and emotions riding high from that. And of course some drinks. He was the one who hired me 26 years ago. But I am going to run over to photbuck right now, and get these pics up, just so you'll have something to snicker about.
right back

 

[nebo]

I'd like to thank all of you for posting, even Melinda, and , now, you are going to see Bruce Willis transformed, right before your very eyes, into Willaim H. Macy.

Once I got that darn helmet fastened on, we were led out of the little instruction room, to an instruction tryout area. I was afraid this was going to happen, only because we did this in may. Once you're familiar with the Segway, this part can get old , real quick.
After a couple of "around the pylons" and "up the ramp", "down the ramp", I just kinda stood on the side and watched the others.

The guy with no name tag came over to me with both eyebrows raised.
BOTH!

"You're not playing?"
"Actually, I've done this, I'm just waiting to get to go into the countries."

" OH, you're that good, are you?"
I did two 360 degree spins, one double lux, zipped around behind him and on the way back to my spot, picked his wallet.

"You're pretty good, old son, but I've got a Segway of gold, against your soul, that' says I'm better than you."

" Well my names Nebo, and it might be a sin,,,,,,,,,

Ok, I made that whole last part up.
But it was fun typing.

I handed him back his wallet, and went through the pylons again.
I don't want another "Phil" here again.

When the practice time was over, we all headed over to World Showcase.
In line.
Quack, quack, quack, quack.

On the way there, we were joined by a young woman. Ah, this is Lauren. I got the feeling she didn't want to go through the instrucional phase again, either.
And I could tell , she had a special Segway. It was not only faster, it was one of the newer types that you turn with your body, not the handle.

We played ducks through a couple of the countries, just following her. I know some flowers lost their lives when we went through a couple of garden paths.
When we got to Italy, I think it was Italy, don't worry, if I'm wrong, smidgy or tiggerbell will correct me, they had a large area there and told us we can go play on our own. This part was hysterical to me. It was like somebody just shouted; "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Two women broke rank, and immediately turned into each other. The Segways growl when the hit something. Honestly, the "growl".

To make you not do that again.
Then they both tried to turn away in opposite directions, and the wheels caught.
Whoo doggies, there was a growling going on that would curdle your spine.
Then of course, the "flustered factor" would set in, and they were trying anything to get away. The poor guy that came up to help, now he gets rammed into,
more growling.

It was totally entertaining, and Jaime wasn't even there!

When the show was over, we took off on our own, and,,,,,I got the camera out. I gave it to her, and this is what I get for my thanks.


A Nebo by any other name is still a dork.

Lauren: " Hey, lets get you both in a picture"

Did somebody say send in the clowns?

yep, thanks Lauren.


and with those glorious photos, I'm going to leave you now. I have tomorrow off so I hope to get a longer chapter in .

 

[smidgy]

notice the black bag in nebo's first pic? well, I was wearing black shorts! my hips are NOT that big!, they just blended in with the black "hold your stuff" bag. honest, really truly. swear to god.
and.. I'm not vying for a christmas present. I already ordered my present from my avon lady... a Mickey hoody, and she threw in mickey booties as a christmas bonus for me, just cause I'm the only one who knows how to make her strawberry daquiris just how she likes them! but nebo has to wrap the present so I can pretend to be surprised.
dorky or not, nebo is the cutest thing, no, make that sexy. as a bartender, I know... you don't see many guys in their 50's without huge beer bellies, especially ones who know all the lines from toy story, nemo, and monsters inc.
AND, not only BUY tickets to Wicked, but go WITH you to see it.

 

[lexmelinda]

"You're pretty good, old son, but I've got a Segway of gold, against your soul, that' says I'm better than you."

" Well my names Nebo, and it might be a sin,,,,,,,,,

Now that is rich!

When the practice time was over, we all headed over to World Showcase.
In line.
Quack, quack, quack, quack.

That I would like to see!

Sounds like it might have been a fun morning. So hard to tell.

dorky or not, nebo is the cutest thing, no, make that sexy. as a bartender, I know... you don't see many guys in their 50's without huge beer bellies, especially ones who know all the lines from toy story, nemo, and monsters inc.
AND, not only BUY tickets to Wicked, but go WITH you to see it.

I think nebo might cry when he reads this....I almost did. What a great guy. Don't tell him I said that.

 

[tiggerbell]

Dude - love the pics!


And since Diane didn't say anything - pretty sure it was America you got let loose in. Spaceship Earth is right behind you. And that's where we were let loose, too! Did they put up the little cones?

Yup, America. Huge difference in temperature between January and September, too! (I'm the one in the pink gloves and the extra 30#!)

 

[RHONDALEE]

Actually Nebo is correct on this one. They let you ride on your own in Italy. If you look at the picture of Jay - Jaime - Stephani and myself - look at the black railing.......... That's the spot in Italy that sort of sticks out. (FYI - I'm the one in the gray sweatshirt with the helmet that wouldn't stay on my head right)


Rhonda - aka sister of Jaime aka Tiggerbell

 

[tiggerbell]

Actually Nebo is correct on this one. They let you ride on your own in Italy. If you look at the picture of Jay - Jaime - Stephani and myself - look at the black railing.......... That's the spot in Italy that sort of sticks out. (FYI - I'm the one in the gray sweatshirt with the helmet that wouldn't stay on my head right)


Rhonda - aka sister of Jaime aka Tiggerbell

It was Italy??? Huh....

 

[nebo]

" Here comes Santa Claus, here come's Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane."

OH, please. Someone help me. I can't get this out of my head. For two entire weeks. Every time I go up to see my wife, it's playing on the jukebox.
Every time I turn on the TV, it's Christmas Vacation, and right at that part where the swat team breaks in with that song playing! And I"m almost out of the "home lobotamy" refills.

Right back.

 

[jluvsdis]

Working on catching up Nebo. Great pics! Merry X-Mas to you and Smidgy and the rest of my dis friends.

Jill