Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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- Jul 15, 2001
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Its official boys and girls Raul Pinboy, and Donna are going on the cruise.
I just made the final arrangements with Dana. Speaking of Dana met her two weeks ago (wow can you say hottie she leaves pinboy speechless).
Anyway Raul cares not for these things, he is married to uhmmm what's her name oh yea Donna. (Sweet deported Canadian girl)
Anyway again, a few ground rules were established with Dana before I would go. She said no problem to any of my demands err requests yea thats it So it's the high seas for me.
The rules:
I was allowed to pay with a credit card I found on the street belonging to a Mrs. Nusbomb from Connecticut (I hope she's not one of the Caballeros)
I get to tour the engine room and tell the Captain through the intercom in my best Scottish accent "I'm givin you all the power she got captin"
I get to bring the national geographic film crew and do a documentary on pin pirates trading on the high seas named "Das LE Bootpin"
I get to do one life vest drill, and see how many fools come wearing their lanyards over their life vest.
I get to eat and Donna can't say one word to me about my diet.
If Donna mentions the diet we throw her overboard and divide her pins 70 30 my favor. (Cause I put up with her for 18 years that's why)
I get to wear my great grandfathers Russian Submarine Captains uniform and drive the boat.
I finally get to get rid of the depth charge I got at a Navy auction back in 87.
My cabin is not one of the ones that come with Scuba gear, in the old section next to bilge pump #4.
I get to try out that 400 watt linear cell phone job I got in Columbia, that the FCC said don't even think about trying to turn that thing on in the states mister.
And the real reason I'm going its in May, and Dana will at one point or another have to wear a bathing suit. Oh yea come on get happy.
I'm kidding honey Hey Cameras are allowed right huh.
I just made the final arrangements with Dana. Speaking of Dana met her two weeks ago (wow can you say hottie she leaves pinboy speechless).
Anyway Raul cares not for these things, he is married to uhmmm what's her name oh yea Donna. (Sweet deported Canadian girl)
Anyway again, a few ground rules were established with Dana before I would go. She said no problem to any of my demands err requests yea thats it So it's the high seas for me.
The rules:
I was allowed to pay with a credit card I found on the street belonging to a Mrs. Nusbomb from Connecticut (I hope she's not one of the Caballeros)
I get to tour the engine room and tell the Captain through the intercom in my best Scottish accent "I'm givin you all the power she got captin"
I get to bring the national geographic film crew and do a documentary on pin pirates trading on the high seas named "Das LE Bootpin"
I get to do one life vest drill, and see how many fools come wearing their lanyards over their life vest.
I get to eat and Donna can't say one word to me about my diet.
If Donna mentions the diet we throw her overboard and divide her pins 70 30 my favor. (Cause I put up with her for 18 years that's why)
I get to wear my great grandfathers Russian Submarine Captains uniform and drive the boat.
I finally get to get rid of the depth charge I got at a Navy auction back in 87.
My cabin is not one of the ones that come with Scuba gear, in the old section next to bilge pump #4.
I get to try out that 400 watt linear cell phone job I got in Columbia, that the FCC said don't even think about trying to turn that thing on in the states mister.
And the real reason I'm going its in May, and Dana will at one point or another have to wear a bathing suit. Oh yea come on get happy.
I'm kidding honey Hey Cameras are allowed right huh.
